"Oh well, at least Teams still works," he dared the universe.
Nick Knacks
@velcroking.bsky.social
(he/him) Professional shit-talker, comedian, IT professional, and recovering street performer. "Award-winning."
Make a band sound like an HOA complaint: Ol' Dirty Backyard
Molly Gee@voolala.bsky.social · 2d agoMake a band sound like an HOA complaint:  You Must Use Nine Inch Nails
- Just Cause for lease termination - Just Cause for employment termination - Corporate entity ownership transparency - Statewide abolition of single-family zoning - Prohibition on investment ownership of SFH - Attorney fee-shifting for every tenants' rights case w/ no consideration of amt at issue
Eric Michael Garcia@ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 4d agoWhat is an unsexy policy that if passed would immediately help millions of people?
Make a band fishy: ROE Speedwagon
Christian@cwwilkie.org · 5d agoMake a band fishy: Fleetwood Mackerel
Bianca Fine lives in Ward 7 and refuses to respond to first Katie Cashman & now Elizabeth Shaffer about the delinquent utility bills. This is a Frey administration issue. This is your strong mayor in effect. This is where a mayor funded by developers leads, to a lack of accountability for his donors
Now is the time to reach across the aisle.
Phil@pi8you.bsky.social · 7d agoNow is the time to reach across the aisle.
Make a band less mild: "Deranged Albert" Yankovic
Christian@cwwilkie.org · last wk.Make a band less mild: Salt-N-Pepa-N-Sulfuric Acid
Make a band less mild: Talking Severed Heads
Christian@cwwilkie.org · last wk.Make a band less mild: The Go-Go's, and You'd Better Fucking Go
With Amy Klobuchar being elected governor, Minnesota will need to appoint a new senator.
Molly Gee@voolala.bsky.social · last wk.With Amy Klobuchar being elected governor, Minnesota will need to appoint a new senator.
Literally no one is doing local campaign finance coverage like my friend Taylor. Her mental catalog of the rogue's gallery of Minneapolis politics is invaluable and she uses it to great effect here.
taylr@taylordahlin.com · 2w agoall of mpls has received nearly half a million $$ that has largely gone towards electing anders folk landlords who support republicans, pohlads and a rockefeller, a lawyer who was once suspended from practicing law after employees accused him of sexual harassment taylordahlin.com/f/who-is-fun...
VisionQuest is just a bit too whimsical and unserious for my preferences. Bigtime Doctor Who vibes (derogatory). I love lighthearted and wholesome stuff, but this is too fluffy for me.
Share your feedback on the budget with City Council by attending an upcoming evening listening session. Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/news/2026/october/2027budgetlisteningsessions/
"The rich are only defeated when running for their lives." - CLR James, The Black Jacobins
Alejandra Caraballo@esqueer.net · 3w agoFlavio Bolsonaro Reportedly Flees Brazil After Passport Revocation colombiaone.com/2026/10/27/f...
Come to the Crane Theater in NE Mpls tonight to see me in CARMILLA, a lush and frightful reimagining of the classic Le Fanu novella (which predates Dracula by decades) written and directed by Cara White. We have two shows left: tonight Oct 27 at 9:00pm and Fri Oct 30 at 7:30pm. 🧛🏻♀️🩸🫀
Give the photo negative of a book: Beginner's Work
Molly Gee@voolala.bsky.social · 3w agoGive the photo negative of a book: The First Apartment on Useful Avenue
Man, We Are Not Freaked Out Enough By What The Feds Are Doing To Ilhan Omar www.wonkette.com/p/man-we-are... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
Man, We Are Not Freaked Out Enough By What The Feds Are Doing To Ilhan Omar
It’s hard to get it together to be as horrified as we should be. For most things, really.
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Forcing people to watch two hours of ads scrolling over someone's streamed game footage to earn digital content is cyberpunk as fuck (derogatory).
Cyberpunk 2077@cyberpunk.net · 3w agoYour ride. Your colours. In the City of (Broken) Dreams. Tune in to Cyberpunk 2077 streams and unlock 4 new TWINTONE skins for your Quadra through Twitch Drops! While you’re there, subscribe to a favourite Cyberpunk 2077 streamer to unlock The Mox Twitch Chat Badge. 🏎️ cyberpunk.net/twitch-drops 🏎️
Diminish an anime: Edible in Oubliette
o_oooo_Ø_____o_@notiapetus.bsky.social · 4w agoDiminish an anime: Ranma 1/4
"I'm sorry for saying a naughty word on live television," he said in the country bragging about live-streaming executions.
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
Okay, or what if we kissed? What if we held hands? What if we kissed and held hands On the hostile street furniture?
A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early
Nick Field@nickfield.bsky.social · 2mo agoThe State AGs were on pace to kill the Paramount/Warner Bros by litigation and delay until Gavin Newsom stepped in and turned the tide. Now the Trump loyalist Ellisons will control CNN and HBO. Don't ever, ever forget that Newsom stabbed us in the back www.wsj.com/business/med...
I think I’ve found the opposite of Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
Good meeting: A good use of everyone's time. Great meeting: A meeting so short it almost could have been canceled. Best meeting: A meeting cancelled the same day it's set to occur, so that no one else can snatch up that time on your calendar.
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 3mo agoFBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
Does Shane Gillis have dirt on Lorne Michaels or something? I just don't get it.