"I'm sorry for saying a naughty word on live television," he said in the country bragging about live-streaming executions.
Molly Gee
@voolala.bsky.social
(she/her) Card game producer, comedian, and all-around weirdo. I read a lot (mostly horror, always fiction), I swear a lot, I cook and bake a lot. Big fan of bikinis, biking, and sunshine. Antifascist. ACAB. Generative AI is for cowards. @mollydala on IG.
If you're a restaurant server, and a customer says they have an allergy and asks you about the food they're thinking about ordering, don't just GUESS if the food contains the allergen or not. Go fucking ask the kitchen to check. Sincerely, barfing for the last hour
Guy walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Welcome to the dinosaur museum. I am your mom." Guess you should have declared first, dummy.
"Looking out of my lonely room / day after day / Getting home, maybe making soup / I give my love to you"
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 5d agoName a song lyric you've misheard.
Since I hate AI-generated content so much and I talk a big game about how literally any level of human art skill is better than all AI-generated trash, I am putting myself out there and doing #Inktober for the first time! I haven't taken a drawing/painting class since I was 14. Let's fucking go! 🧵
Irony is easily defined. For example, we bought a house two blocks off the marathon route three weeks before I got told I should never run again! Happy TC Marathon Day! Don't drive anywhere unless you check your route first, heh.
Since I hate AI-generated content so much and I talk a big game about how literally any level of human art skill is better than all AI-generated trash, I am putting myself out there and doing #Inktober for the first time! I haven't taken a drawing/painting class since I was 14. Let's fucking go! 🧵
you gotta have deliberatley low-information days sometimes. recieve the amount of stimulus your ancestors would receive. no phone no tv no radio no books just vibes. brain vacation. just you and the homies picking flowers, makin soup.
My most toxic trait is how confident I am that I would be really good at the Glambot.
The new trend of vertical videos doing an edit that shows the punchline/main purpose for the video first and then restarts the video from the beginning of the intended clip to play through that punchline/purpose is awful. And it makes me sad because of what it says about people's attention spans.
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
youthjuice by E.K. Sathue is fucking phenomenal. I'm maybe a quarter into it and I'm in love with the prose. And the imagery! It's luscious and savage! Fuck, I love horror.
My entire life I've heard centrists scolding leftist candidates with "oh, but how will we pay for all that? isn't your agenda unreasonable? shouldn't we run on a modest proposal for means-tested tax rebates?" Then Mamdani gets elected and makes it all look pretty easy. No wonder they hate him.
hammancheez but spooky@hammancheez.bsky.social · 3w agoAndrew Cuomo, through tears : this is marxism
Who's ready for Vilification Tennis? We'll see you at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival at 3:00pm on the Bear stage! You definitely don't want to miss these shows. 
We just excitedly named every person in this photo! Eeeeee!
Game Changer@gamechanger.dropout.tv · 3w agoTOMORROW... 👀
If 20-year-old you knew your current passwords, what would they be?
instead of "gee whiz, must be hard when the city council isn't on the side of the police" we should ask, "why have you ordered MPD not to stand for questions in front of the city council, re: $21 million in overspending, at the same time you're requesting an 11% tax increase?"
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
Benjamin Dreyer@bcdreyer.social · last mo.RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
There are so many other things in the world to enjoy, stop giving your time and money to that fucking monster. 
Marlow Stern@marlownyc.bsky.social · last mo.‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series: “She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.” variety.com/2026/tv/feat...
This and the fact that we all have such different internets from each other, unless we're seeing it happen live in person, no one will ever know what's real again.
bbno$👶🚫💰@bbnomula.bsky.social · last mo.
Does Shane Gillis have dirt on Lorne Michaels or something? I just don't get it.
NEW: In one of the most horrifying stories I've ever reported, I found that Facebook is hosting huge quantities of AI-generated videos of violent child abuse -- kids being beaten, burned, and far more But the genuinely shocking thing was how little Meta seems to care futurism.com/artificial-i...
Every time we hear "The homeless people didn't use the resources we offered," the next questions should be "What specific resources did you offer? Were they actually meant to be helpful to people you claim to want to help? Did you offer actual shelter? Did it accommodate couples? Pets? Wet or dry?"
Wedge LIVE!™@wedge.live · last mo.Mayor Her says the whack a mole strategy would've worked if they'd brought more mallets.