Ventura bitched out from running as Governor for 2026, and that’s unforgivable. This country will collapse, and he could have done something about it. But back to the Baja he goes. Loser.
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Get this man in the governors mansion. We need a sequel. Minneapolis. Protect the Dolls.
1953 is when Iran started hating America — with good reason as Jesse Ventura explains…
"Do something your father didn't have the courage to do, do something your father didn't have the patriotism to do." —Jesse Ventura, to Barron tRump, after calling on him to enlist in the military. #ProudBlue #FuckBarrontRump #JesseVentura www.reddit.com/r/politics/s...
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Navy veteran Jesse Ventura just went on TV and dared Barron Trump to enlist in the military, telling him to "do something your father didn't have the courage to do". Trump sends our kids to die in Iran, but his own family has dodged the military for 100 years.
Ventura for governor would win the weirdest coalition of adolescent boys, anarchist punks, queer people, and suburbanites.
Horrified, Lydia@lfillingham.bsky.social · 4mo agoYeah, I've noticed the phenomenon since Jesse Ventura became governor, and generally think if you could win the adolescent boy vote you may be unstoppable. I don't think Fetterman is a real threat bc he doesn't have the energy for a campaign. Neither Rubio nor Vance would get adolescent boys excited
Minnesota needs a write in candidate. Jesse Ventura come back
The state of Minnesota possesses a confederate flag captured by Union soldiers from Minnesota during the Battle of Gettysburg. The state has repeatedly refused to return the flag to the state of Virginia. Former Minnesota governor, Jesse Ventura said “Why? I mean, we won.”
Jesse Ventura, Nic Cage, and Jay Baruchel all have the same voice at different pitches
“Hey man, the state thinks you’re not growing enough weed, sooo we’re going to take your farm an grow weed on it” - Thomas Jefferson
Grew up Lord Alfred, tried to become Elvira, and turned out to be Jesse the body Ventura
Ventura Posting@venturaposting.bsky.social · 4mo agoEvery gay friend group
they should've made a chuckie sized jesse ventura doll and called it jesse "the buddy" ventura
I'd buy one.
a blurry picture of a group of people standing next to each other in front of a wall .
Alt: Jesse flexing in Running Man
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daryl "our age of hons is collapsing" b 🏳️⚧️@hypercubexl.bsky.social · 4mo agothey should've made a chuckie sized jesse ventura doll and called it jesse "the buddy" ventura
The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.
Even in that picture, you can see his ear is intact. At minimum, it was just glass or someone else’s blood, as was reported at the time. 1/2
bigbaddaddy.bsky.social@bigbaddaddy.bsky.social · 4mo agoThe White House has rejected claims by Jesse Ventura, who suggested the alleged assassination attempt against Trump was fabricated. Officials stressed the incident was real and should be treated seriously. What do you think?
Every loser is from Lakeville. See a loser take on twitter? Take a random guess where they’re from. Lakeville. Every time.
Hey guys, is it Maoist to bail out landlords? How about supporting real estate developers? No?
Some loser on X cried and reported me for saying the TPUSA ‘reporter’ at Whipple got what she deserved. These people can’t handle speech.
Ventura would fill the skyways with local businesses and make downtown cool again.
Bill Lindeke@blindeke.bsky.social · 4mo agoTurns out that one way to fix some of the retail vacancy problem turns out to be… lowering the rent. www.axios.com/local/twin-c...
Jesse Ventura as Governor would tell Fry to stop being a piss ant and let democracy happen.
Wedge LIVE!™@wedge.live · 4mo agoThis "steady drumbeat of concerning headlines" feels written by the Frey campaign. Are you not concerned by the pounding of our drums, our whiney press conferences, and guest columns in the star tribune???
as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally
