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PUNCHMANS GAYSPORT

@vikingstid.bsky.social

täällä menee kaikki alas ja vankeus on lievin mahdollinen rangaistus | samalla handlella @ cohost & discord | huhut keskusteluhalukkuudestani ovat vahvasti liioiteltuja | he/him

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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 7h ago

under investigation

a poorly cat lying down, with one eye enlarged and the other much smaller, inspired by the distorted appearance of a cat's face through a magnifying glass

a gray and white tabby cat lying on a brown couch while someone holds a magnifying glass in front of its face

TabiCine @tabicine.bsky.social · 7h ago

Elokuvavinkki Yle aamu -ohjelmassa keskiviikkona.

Jussi Ahokas @ahokasjaj.bsky.social · 9h ago

Siis tämähän on täydellinen esimerkki soininvaaralaisesta vihreästä ajattelusta, jota lähes kaikki "talousvihreät" toistelevat. Koska luokkakamppailuun ei haluta lähteä (syystä tai toisesta), vannotaan fundamentalistisesti markkinaMEKANISMIN nimiin. Ei valtaa, politiikkaa, vaan MEKANISMIA.

more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16h ago

human centipedes actually eat lots of bugs in your house so you shouldn't kill them no matter how much the front guy begs

wolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 5mo ago

wolf pupy pen and paper comics - patreon.com/wolfpupy

comic
panel 1:
a wolf pupy is howling at the moon
panel 2:
the sun is in the sky now, alone
panel 3:
wolf pupy says "nobody howls at the sun because it sucks"

comic
panel 1:
a wolf puppy is saying "if i say that i am hanging out in the glade today and you go to the meadow that is your fault"
panel 2:
wolf pupy continues "i'm not here to teach you the difference"
panel 3:
wolf pupy says "i'm here to hang out"
panel 4:
wolf pupy is silently sitting in a glade, staring off into the distance

comic
panel 1:
a wolf puppy is saying "did you know that blueberries can make up to 83% of a wolf's diet during July and August?" 3 blueberries are floating in the air next to wolf pupy to give an example
panel 2:
wolf pupy continues saying words "this is a fun and interesting fact that fans of berries, wolves, percentages, and months can carry with them"

comic
panel 1:
a wolf puppy is stuck sitting up in a tree
panel 2:
wolf pupy says "how did i get stuck in this tree you ask?"
panel 3:
wolf pupy continues "i just do things i don't explain them"
panel 4:
wolf pupy is still stuck in the tree

Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 11h ago

The day is upon us! I know you’ve all been on tenterhooks, so... happy 363rd anniversary to this entry from the Diary of Samuel Pepys, in which he has a ‘clyster’, or... to deploy medical terminology: gets his wife to shove a pint of beer up his arse

...beginning to be very well, and yet when I came home⁠ ⁠… the little straining which I thought was no strain at all at the present did by and by bring me some pain for a good while. Anon, about 8 o’clock, my wife did give me a clyster which Mr. Hollyard directed, viz., a pint of strong ale, 4 oz. of sugar, and 2 oz. of butter. It lay while I lay upon the bed above an hour, if not two, and then thinking it quite lost I rose, and by and by it began with my walking to work, and gave me three or four most excellent stools and carried away wind, put me in excellent ease, and taking my usual walnut quantity of electuary at my going into bed I had about two stools in the night.⁠ ⁠…

Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 17h ago

Can we take just a few seconds to acknowledge the birth of a new classic meme

Vertical split screen of William Shatner appearing as a guest on Brent Spiner's podcast: referring to the 2025 romantic film Pillion, Shatner asks Spigner "The world of homosexuality I'm not familiar with. Are you?" Spiner, with an expression that seems at once weary and astonished, replies "to a degree."

Joe Flynn@chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 2d ago

Apparently William Shatner went on Brent Spiner and Jonathan Frakes' podcast and talked about the 2025 gay romantic film PILLION. @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social @brendelbored.bsky.social

Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 14h ago

This is definitely the name of an English "It Girl" actor who suddenly turns up in everything and when you look into it her father owns Shropshire.

James Kelleher@jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · yesterday

One step closer to the ur-treat, the treat that contains all treats within it

Hbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social · 12h ago

They named an animal after the fact it eats ants. That's fucked up man

PUNCHMANS GAYSPORT @vikingstid.bsky.social · 13h ago

yleinen ohjenuora poliittiseen päätöksentekoon pitäisi olla että aina kun EK, Keskuskauppakamari tai mikä vaan muu turhake runkkukerho älähtää jostain esityksestä, päätös on oikeansuuntainen ja kaikki siihen liittyvät luvut, budjetit, verot ym. tulisi ainakin tuplata ellei enemmänkin

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22h ago

NJPW professional wrestler El Desperado leaping in the air and hitting Andreza Giant Panda with a guitar

Gef the Toking Mongoose@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · last yr.

🤼‍♂️

Still from a TJPW professional wrestling show showing Mizuki jumping in the air and hitting Andreza the Giant Panda(a wrestler in a giant inflatable panda costume) with a big colorful hammer

Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 14h ago

Monday

Tom Stables photo from Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards 2016, titled Head Shot: a Cape buffalo looks at camera as a cattle egret stands on its head, looking left (in the image). The egret has shat on the buffalo, and an almost perfectly centred white stripe extends from between the bird’s feet and the buffalo’s horns down to a point between the buffalo’s eyes

A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 15h ago

BeshearStan@beshearstan.bsky.social · 2d ago

D+15 Midterm indicator

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”@pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16h ago

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

Rafa 🔜 MFF @rafa-puro.bsky.social · 4d ago

pass this along to spread joy and positivity to others today!

Antonio Inoki fishing in a vibrant and beautiful edit

PUNCHMANS GAYSPORT @vikingstid.bsky.social · 23h ago

Katsoit vapaapainia kuukausi sitten, katso sitä nyt tänäänkin! ASUKA vs Akito Ippon Lighttube Deathmatch, ensimmäinen joka rikkoo matsin ainoan loisteputken häviää. Mukana live-esitys ottelun säännöistä, sekä yksi parhaista komediamatseista koskaan www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSrH...

ネット•プロレス大賞2019 最優秀試合11位／【ノーカット版】蛍光灯IPPONデスマッチ王者彰人 vs 挑戦者朱崇花 2019.7.15 大田区大会

YouTube video by Pro-Wrestling DDT

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PUNCHMANS GAYSPORT@vikingstid.bsky.social · last mo.

katsoit vapaapainia toissapäivänäkin, katso sitä nyt tänäänkin! tässä ei ole edes mitään ultraväkivaltakamaa, vain kaksi äijää lätkimässä lihaa niin että selkäranka hytkyy www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtKP...

Vitun Pekka @vitunkoyha.bsky.social · yesterday

Me tarvitaan lisää puistobulevardeja. Voitas samalla toteuttaa perustulo, 16h työviikko ja automatisoida kaikki maholliset rutiinihommat, koska meillä kaikilla on vain yks elämä, ja sen käyttäminen tämmöseen on tärkeämpää kuin osinkojen maksimoiminen.

Bat-Tali 🦇🎃 (Vancouver era ✨)@talidev3d.bsky.social · yesterday

Top tier environmental story telling

Oregon 🕎🎲@oregonthedm.bsky.social · yesterday

The most fun thing ever to randomly see

Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · yesterday

PUNCHMANS GAYSPORT @vikingstid.bsky.social · yesterday

naurattaa/pierettää että kirjaimellisesti PENSAN HINTA tulee ajamaan Euroopan joko mantereen laajuiseen sotaan tai fasismin yöhön, ja tästä ei voi edes päästä irti vetoamalla johonkin talvisodan ihmeeseen koska se tuo esiin tusinan podcastaajaa kertomaan miten 1939 bensa maksoi 3 markkaa litra!!!!!!

Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 4d ago

404 Media@404media.co · 4d ago

Iowa city council debates proper time in meeting agenda to "undo the curse that was just put on our city."

Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger)@voidburger.com · yesterday

Other pics from the weekend: the cutest Pikachu statue I've ever seen and also the longest Finnish word I've ever seen (so far, in the wild at least)

Pikachu angrily squishes his face against a glass storefront

It's a candy store called Suomin Suurin Irtokarkkivalinkoima (goog translate this to "Finland's Largest Selection of Pick-and-Mix Candy")

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”@pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 2d ago

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

josh (oldfriend99)@oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d ago

You guys should check out Tool

Menestune @menestune.bsky.social · 2d ago

Reposting this from many months ago for those who may not have seen it. Low angle montage from a trail camera at booping height! I apologize if you've already seen it, but there are worse reruns. #mammals #nature #deer #bobcats #bears #Seattle #wildanimals #PNW #nokings #elk #trailcam #coyote

juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin)@bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 2d ago

scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"

JAV Titles@jav.scd.lol · 2d ago

I Love Big Tits And Got To Fuck My Dream Girl With Colossal Tits! Because It Is Tits Memorial Day!

All Elite Wrestling bot @aewbot.bsky.social · 3d ago

"I need you to lock in and Wrath like you've never Wrathed before!" EXCLUSIVE: Harley Cameron & Kris Statlander are reunited and ready to fight Divine Dominion & Sisters of Sin for a shot at the AEW Women's World Tag Team Titles, on #AEWCollision Grand Slam France TOMORROW!

Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 3d ago

Funny lil mushroom maaaaan

Morel the tuxedo foster kitten, staring at me from atop my bed

Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 4d ago

Shiitake considered being awake and then said naaaahhh

Коты оборомоты @tailsandwhiskers.bsky.social · 2d ago

Нет в доме лежанки лучше, чем коробка от тостера. - There is no better cat bed in this house than the toaster box.

Упитанная трёхцветная кошка лежит на коробке из-под тостера, выставив вперёд разноцветные пятки

PUNCHMANS GAYSPORT @vikingstid.bsky.social · 2d ago

Mikään kauhuleffa ei ole kyllä iskeny aikoihin niin kovaa kuin The Rule Of Jenny Pen. Palkintosuoritukset sekä Geoffrey Rushilta että John Lithgowilta, mutta myös tuotantotiimille ja kuvaajalle koko laitoksen filmille tuomisesta