Vox Valentine
@voxvalentine.bsky.social
she/her/it/its 🏳️⚧️. I'm over 18 and you should be too to follow me or read my posts. crew member/performer at https://thecoffin.club happily plural and not quite human.
there's a braid of copper and glass thousands of miles long tying me to you. i bet some of it is red, even.
BTW ken jennings? Mormon. 10% of any money he gets goes straight into the pocket of the mormon church!! same as brandon sanderson, orson scott card, etc. He has no issues giving money to the NYT because he's already giving way more to the MORMON CHURCH, a deeply genocidal and bigoted church
Rav@rvbdrm.com · 11h agoGwen deactivated 😔
makes a cage with my hands. forced perspective. you're trapped
i am average american citizen. i was born 1 second ago as a fully formed adult. time to go to the grocery store
I would probably be thinking about the hell Pit under the house most of the time
KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices
what happens when you barely step on your pets tail?
SIMON PETER: But there are only 5 loaves and 2 fishes, how will we feed all of these people? JESUS: ↑↑ ↓↓ ←→ ←→ B A start *60 fish begin rapid firing loaves in a spiral pattern*
![An image of The Villeneuve Scale of Air Pollution (aka the Milleneuve)
Arrival
< 100 milleneuves
(normal particulate levels)
Prisoners
200 milleneuves
(chimney smoke and rage)
Sicario
300 milleneuves
(gunsmoke and drugs maybe?)
Enemy
600 milleneuves
(C'mon, Toronto, you used to be cool)
Dune
750 milleneuves
(stillsuits are a must!)
Blade Runner 2049
900 milleneuves
(omg why are you even outside, Ryan Gosling??)
[each entry has a still from the film showing the sky color, from clear to deep orange]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e3adzvtg56lfn3wpdlfjwnoc/bafkreifderpx4gkosjxomcme5gtboehesquihk5usfuv75aq7naejsitie)
Hey remember when Nanowrimo said "sure why not" to allowing AI slop in their process and then immediately died after 20 years of operation oh, no reason, was just thinkin' about it
Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
*nintendo direct announcer voice* looks like you weren't expecting such a hungry girl!
May !! 🏳️⚧️@mayburi.bsky.social · 9h agothis screenshot kills me sm it looks like shes got an xxl pizza in front of her
[unprompted and with no intention of offering a follow-up of any kind] get ready for mlb mayhem
archie andrews is an ideal gundam pilot
