Debating whether Depeche Mode or The Jesus and Mary Chain is better from a sticky Waffle House booth at 2 AM is peak rock journalism.
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Hi, hello. Welcome to Bluesky. You are now ostracized and both liking ostriches. It's really nothing...
One day when I was very bored I replaced the picture in my aunties house with this right before thanksgiving.
Ill stake out a piece of earth and shit in an outhouse like laura fucking ingalls before i give one fucking dollar bill to an HOA
Sticking around to help remove the gum from your significant others hair after being passed-out spooning.
Rockstar, please give us a retro GTA spinoff where we just try to survive the LA subway system.
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hope everyone gets their ballot box stuffed tomorrow or whatever
Nothing says "vengeance of the night" quite like peeling out of the Batmobile at 3:15 AM to sit alone in a Waffle House booth, staring into a plate of smothered-and-covered hashbrowns with gravy while questioning every single life choice that led to wearing a cape.
Locutus movie pick: Brazil. A bumbling individual tries in vain to betray the collective's system of order, which justly crushes him for his betrayal. A feel-good romp.
makes me sad to see all the twelve foot skeletons gone again,even the ones that tried to kill me
JULIE NEWMAR — still with us aged 93 btw — in the S1 episode “Monkees Get Out More Dirt” THE MONKEES (1967)
It gives me great joy to announce that at 3.59pm today precisely, it will be the tenth anniversary of one of the finest things ever broadcast
We're just normal men, we're just innocent men (Lauren and Hacker: full clip)
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Misunderstood "casual week" in IT and wore jeans on a Monday.
When you discover your significant other has just spent the last of the paycheck for the next two weeks on lottery tickets and cbd vape pens.