Stop saying "log into a portal." Sounds way too cool for what's happening.
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@pixelthegnome.bsky.social
a little gnome on an endless quest to find mushrooms 🍄 and bite tall leg ankles 🌈 living in the dark swamp
hey boss. yeah i'm gonna be late again for my job in Myst world, where we live. i forgot which combination of the sixteen valve handwheels in my apartment opens the front door again
Jigsaw: I would like to play a game all you have to do is use the correct light switches first try. You’ve lived here for years this shouldn’t be this hard Me: I’ll wait for the tnt to go off if that’s ok with you
great people will tell you how great they are, thats how you'll know
the void called and it wants its personality back bro
evading small talk in line by drinking an invisibility potion
the feminine urge to unhinge your jaw and swallow your enemies whole
oh, ok. if you’re such a “radical leftie” then explain why i just took a bong rip and it tasted like rotisserie chicken? huh?
writig a sequel to man in the high castle call man in the double wide trailer
save this post for the next time you encounter an evil troll with a sinister curse, perhaps it’ll come in handy
It should be acceptable for me to be lazy and useless to society if that’s what my heart desires
Life is short, eat the snacks. Tummy aches pass but a fat ass is forever.
I’m tired of all these limitations I say as I shed my skin and transform into a supernova
When life gives you lemons, make lemonades* *grenades made of lemons, to wage war on life
*in the style of The Police* 🎵Sausage in a bottle....🎶
✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧@altaudge.bsky.social · yesterdayi have received a very important message
Belay this; it was a spirit of some sort. One of the watchmen imbibed it, and revealed it was a "potion of intoxication".
Town Guard@townguard.bsky.social · yesterdayAlrighty alchemists, riddle me this. A clear potion, smells faintly of herbs. Isn't water not tea. Evil wizard who had it won't say what it be. Any guesses?