🀄じゃんじゃん麻雀🀄 ​:bunhdhyperbounce:​るなっち☆ほしさんの楽曲「🀄じゃんじゃん麻雀🀄」PAPグッズ用イラストだよ #pixelart #ドット絵 https://youtu.be/KD1_jvlnuEs?si=jZbWr4XpHjPi6hHp

"brilliant" is british for "sugoi"

We’re trying to play Mario Party with our guest and Odin is helping by randomly body slamming people mid-minigame like a real life Bowser punishment

A friend of mine used to plug his vcr in at midnight so it'd blink the correct time.

I put this up in our uni's restroom in case somebody needs toilet paper

managed to avoid begging since last march but debts have started to pile up I'm a trans woman on limited disability income with a couple of kitties to take care of and need to raise $500 to keep my bank account from overdrafting this month Anything helps ty #MutualAid #TransCrowdFund […]

Kevin #cats #catsofmastodon #caturday

Talk like a pirate day: “please seed, I’m stuck at 68%”

[food] bought a bowl of what i thought was kiwi and watermelon but was actually cucumber and watermelon and it came with a packet of Tajin seasoning and I was like "when in rome" and sprinkled it on there and it is really good

having your entire ability to function in our society based around a tiny fragile box you're supposed to carry everywhere might have some flaws

wtf is happening with yuribot? @yuriposting https://sakurajima.moe/@yuriposting/117271167497448070

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@nolan_syreeta @shrugdealer @mutualaid@fedigroups.social @mutualaid@ovo.st @edendestroyer @mutualaidspace @wrzky@kolektiva.social @wrzky@wrzky.com @ellespeaks @disability @Drippy_Spudd Still active!!! New critical bills are coming in, and I may get clearance to move to the new apartment […]

tabby cats with spots on their underside

I don't know who needs to hear this but you can just mute the video game music in the settings if you're getting it stuck in your head

A Public Service Announcement about Content Warnings. It is good practice to spell out the entire content warning. New users are not going to be familiar with our acronym meta. Stuff like EC (Eye Contact) could easily be confused with EC (Erotic Content). This is just one example. You eliminate […]

amazing section headers

my underweight cat has started putting on weight again and since I tell dad jokes to cats I keep telling him I'm getting him ready for the stew pot whenever i feed him now

if you have a trackball instead of a mouse a cat can snuggle your hand while you use the computer

​:asa2:​​:skeb:​納品完了～！ にゃいとはざーどさん（@Nyaight_Hazard）ちの三人衆！

I don’t like that the sassy t shirt store is depressed

@nolan_syreeta @shrugdealer @mutualaid@fedigroups.social @mutualaid@ovo.st @edendestroyer @mutualaidspace @wrzky@kolektiva.social @wrzky@wrzky.com @ellespeaks @disability @Drippy_Spudd Still stuck at $0/$1,000. The move starts tomorrow; I will need funds for paying the deposit fee & furnishing […]

everyone had that friend in high school who would take random pills they found on the ground

This is like when you try to work and your cat keeps sitting on your keyboard. Except it’s underwater https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/s/DJDXOlh2gd

A new study found that when they sense parasitic flatworms in their vicinity, mussels stop filtering to avoid infection. Even more interestingly, they also stop filtering when they detect periwinkles that are an intermediate host for the flatworm. "Oh God, those filthy periwinkles are back […]

breakfast. people are calling it "the first meal of the day"

I love when rich dudes claim they'll give away their wealth and then queitly come up with reasons not to later