the election isn't a clean sweep until stephen miller and his wife magda eat cyanide pills and give them to their six children

Ended a meeting by being like “oh today’s Election Day, go out and vote if you want to” and got a bunch of thumbs down reacts lmao

I thought Anakin was so cool once too. I was 6 years old.

fetterman and haley stevens have set the oaf community back years of progress

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 2d ago

Haley Stevens says she is endorsing Mike Rogers for the U.S. Senate

a CIA agent says to a KGB agent "i gotta hand it to you guys, you commies really know how to get people riled up with your propaganda." the KGB agent replies, "thanks, but it's nothing compared to you americans." the CIA agent replies "what do you mean? we don't have propaganda."

permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough

I bought two chicken cheesesteaks from Arby’s, do I look alright to you?

my favorite subgenre of skeet is when someone quotes one of my shitposts and I can’t tell if they agree and are trying to build off my clout (zero likes) or if they’re trying to dunk on me

Thinking about that old webcam interview with Tim Sweeney where he just has one of those static orbs in the middle of the floor.

Do you disavow Nancy Pelosi?

when I’m lucid enough that I’ve gotta be responsible for all the shit I did while I was mentally ill

my AI divorced wife says she still thinks about me sometimes

comments are awesome “you can’t make fun of us because we saw 9/11 happen” why do you identify with such a fuckass subculture

Elad Nehorai@eladn.bsky.social · 5d ago

Lmao Gen Z are dressing as Millenial Optimism for Halloween

had a coworker pull a george costanza quitting and then showing up the next day like nothing happened, i stan

the middle way of perversion the buddha smiles

being a pervert isn’t a bad thing in moderation

i don’t enjoy social media you’re a pervert if you do

it’s cool being able to enjoy things again

It turns out I could resolve my mental illness with one quick and easy trick (having my anti-psychotics increased by 50%)

the wise old tree for me @beetlemoses.bsky.social

Mark Truesdale@marktweedale.bsky.social · last wk.

Name a piece of comic art that occasionally wanders into your head unannounced and makes you smile. #comics

Lula closing this election by saying that no sniveling nepo baby who never worked a day in his life was going to stand there and call him Nine Fingers when he lost his finger WORKING and how dare he insult the workers of Brazil… was about the sickest thing I have ever seen in my life

mathieu gallard@mathieugallard.bsky.social · last wk.

🇧🇷🗳️L'actualisation de la projection des résultats finaux de #ElectoMaps sur désormais plus de 40% des bureaux dépouillés : ➡️Chances de gagner 🔴Lula 97 % ⚫️Flávio 3 % ➡️Résultats finaux 🔴Lula 51,5 % ⚫️Flávio 48,5 %

Brazilians rejected fascism and imperialism today.

Took a tolerance break from social media and my main take away from returning is I hate everyone on here and I’m leaving now bye bye

Had a dream that midway thru GTA VI there’s a big confrontation and then some speculative fiction bullshit happens where Lucia gets turned into a magical headfooter in the Everglades with witches and shit and Jason becomes a vampire in London and I’m like “oh god Rockstar fucked the money up”

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