there was a rumor that theres a spot in the middle of the lake with cell reception so i paddled out and after i downloaded my amy klobuchar reverse birth fic and nutted so hard i flipped my kayak i gotta poast
gender neutral draculx 🐬
@weedlord.gay
he is slimy and small, but he is a beautiful slug
If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.
Emmett Till was born right here in Chicago on July 25, 1941. And it is with deep humility and great pride that I signed legislation this week at Roberts Temple to declare his birthday as the Illinois Day of Reflection and Remembrance of Emmett Till and Mamie Till-Mobley.
The 1918 United States Navy Landing-force Manual describes the following techniques of buttstroking
one of my guys used some llm to tell a customer they could migrate a client's tenant into their msp with the migration tool you will be shocked to learn there is no such tool
trying to identify a bird of prey while doing 70 on the turnpike with my family in the car
this is my best tapmap so far www.maptap.gg July 19 96🔥 100🎯 99🎯 98🔥 99🎯 Final score: 985
You're gonna die anyways, sign up for a tour of harvesting tritium in the Van Allen belts. Meet your quota in under seven days each cycle and qualify for premium euthanasia at the end of your service!
Senator Mitch McConnell has passed away after failing to follow the instruction in the Wii MotionPlus Instructional Video.
every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries
for just one time I would take the Northwest Passage
GADFLY: the Practical Heretic@agadfly.bsky.social · 3w agoWell, it had another name when it existed, 60 million years ago.
What do Raiders Quarterback Aidan O'Connell and Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez have in common?
this isn't gonna get the love it deserves because of lindsey graham day
Jefferson-Pilot@jeffersonpilot.org · 4w ago
gas station/car wash/brake shop breakfast burrito gotta be a top 5 food of all time
Just told my 10yo daughter about Mitch McConnell. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said '#Mitchkanda forever' -- which is the sort of pop culture crossover that I can celebrate.
Just told my 10yo daughter about Mitch McConnell. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said '#Mitchkanda forever' -- which is the sort of pop culture crossover that I can celebrate.
i reffed jr roller derby and had to eject toxic sports parents at least once a bout, and that's barely even a real sport!
Snowden St.@snowden.st · 4w agoif i can offer a heterodox-but-informed opinion— youth sports have gotten worse as they have become an even bigger part of the College Admissions circus. This, in turn, has ramped our Toxic Sports Parents problem up to 11.
doing a corruption only to lose to the swamp fr*nch would be so funny
if you thought México losing meant Los Angeles would not be blasting fireworks you would be wrong
forgot to post about how much i love my deeply fucked up demon cracker nation yesterday
