[scoffs]
@welpitsben.bsky.social
Our magazines and roach traps…gone…all gone.
You asked ChatGPT? I asked the Red Queen and she said you’re all going to die down here.
My kid has a toy in the shape of a big stick of butter and she’s so happy to have it and I think it’s bitchin’ that youth culture is even more incomprehensible then I could have ever imagined.
Putting on the Princess Mononoke episode of Blank Check because I haven’t felt unbridled rage in a while.
putting one of those joe biden I Did That stickers on the parked car i just reversed into
I’m the kind of annoyed where a long walk with my kid didn’t help.
What have I done to deserve this flat, flavorless manhattan?
Dewey Cox needs to think about his entire life before he plays.
It's true, Odysseus should've been played by an actual Greek actor
My wife comes home from a well-deserved trip to Europe tomorrow
My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are
The Odyssey contains major spoilers for Aeschylus’ Agamemnon, just a heads up.
Going to watch The Odyssey the way it was intended: on my phone while my children are recounting their dreams.
The thing about Troy is Brian Cox is hitting nothing but straight homers the entire time
They just keep killing people and lying about it. Everybody involved in this criminal organization needs to be prosecuted.
Olivia 💙 4thTransformer@olivia4t.bsky.social · 3w ago⛔ #UPDATE — New video shows #ÏCE agents running along the side of the car. Video does not show the agents in danger of being "run over." Agent shot & killed the driver—witnesses say they heard 4 shots. Incident occurred in #Biddeford, #Maine— about 15 miles south of #Portland.
Hell yeag drive four hours get sunburnt spent the day mostly waiting for the kids to wait in line what a day
One count of being a bear. One count of being an accessory to being a bear.
I have finally beaten all decks on gold stake in Balatro. Where can I collect my winnings?
Someone at Box Office Mojo input the Minions & Monsters Friday tally as $16 billion instead of $16 million and now all the all-time charts look crazy.
