What A Charming House

@whatacharminghouse.bsky.social

Neurodivergent hyperfocus on old houses, the gothic, folklore & art (disguised as a book account). All opinions are those of a house with rats in the attic. Don’t ask about the basement. #HousingIsAHumanRight www.WhatACharmingHouse.com

Let’s play a game called “What’s In A House?” Winners get a coveted haunted house emoji! So, without looking it up, what is a “muntin”? (Reveal in 24 hours) –An attic crossbeam at a 45° angle –A wooden support for a single pane of window glass –An antiquated rodent barrier made of lead

Anyone who has ever worked with photocopiers can tell you that they: 1. are malevolent 2. act with intent 3. display uncanny situational awareness 4. are pack hunters (swear at one, and they'll all turn on you) This doesn't mean they're alive, or conscious.

Yeah, well, if you're asking, "What A Charming House" came out on Monday. Sales have been good & I've been assembling & shipping out the Attic and Libris Editions. It's been exhausting work, but it's nice to see it start to haunt stores & mailboxes. www.whatacharminghouse.com #HorrorWritersChat

The cover with the text What A Charming House: 24 Gothic Tales of the Home over a Polaroid of an old house and blood-spattered floral wallpaper.
Eryn McCee@erynmccee.bsky.social · last wk.

#HorrorWritersChat wow you guys never cease to thrill me with the stuff you're doing. I love seeing it. Here's your chance to promo. Yourselves, and others. Repost each other too. And if you've not done the chat yet? Put your book down, answer the questions, then come back and promo. It's the way.

Maybe a bit of the opposite. I'm working on a follow-up collection for "What A Charming House" that continue things that I planted in the first like: If the people with the Ouija board were prayed away Where the racist kitsch went If the church steeple was rebuilt #HorrorWritersChat

Eryn McCee@erynmccee.bsky.social · last wk.

Last question, #HorrorWritersChat, and I'm keen to know what you're going to harvest. I do love a bit of foreshadowing myself. I think I glutted myself on Hardy in my teens. Ahem. Anyway. Over to you? And ten minutes to the outro. Promo incoming.

Dale first saw it growin' in his crops. Thought it were a weed, but it weren't, 'least not the kind we know. Naw, it was forked and red. He tried ta pull it, but it stuck in his hand, went up in him 'til his eyes shot all white and sick. It was drinkin' him, the land was then. #HorrorWritersChat

Eryn McCee@erynmccee.bsky.social · last wk.

#Horrorwriterschat bods do love a good microprose prompt. Or if you don't, don't tell me. I don't want to hear it. Give it to me anyway. A nice harvesty one.

Helllooo, spooky folks. I'm K.A. Hall. I write psychological gothic horror set in rural small town(s). The creepiest thing growing where it doesn't belong? A rose bush growing from out my mouth. You know, the really thorny kind that already has aphids attacking the buds #HorrorWritersChat

Eryn McCee@erynmccee.bsky.social · last wk.

Good morning #HorrorWritersChat. It probably isn't for any of you, but who knows in this upside down world. Right? Anyway did you know today is National Pumpkin Seed Day? Neither did I. But then Samhain is looming. Maybe the pumpkin seeds wanted to get all hipster. Do your thing. No links. Later.

As a very fortunate advance reader, I cannot recommend this gorgeous book enough! I promise that every story will haunt you in the best possible way 🖤 Support an artist who believes only in human intelligence and that housing is a human right. (20% of proceeds go to housing nonprofits) #Booksky

What A Charming House@whatacharminghouse.bsky.social · last wk.

The House of your dreams is waiting for you. "What A Charming House: 24 Gothic Tales of the Home" is available today in Attic & Libris Editions, along with ebooks & the Standard Hardcover. So, please, come on over. The ghosts are expecting you. #BookSky #GothicHorror www.whatacharminghouse.com

A hardcover book featuring the text "What A Charming House: 24 Gothic Tales of the Home" over a Polaroid of an old house and turn, blood-stained wallpaper.

Them: I made this computer program designed to scrape everybody’s writing, voices, and images Us: wow, sounds violent Them: how dare you, we used a very neutral word on purpose Us:…. Them: scraaaaaaaaape