There is an ogre — an enemy of life. He is planning a Monster Clinic to show monsters how to hurt people again.

If this many people are going to run for mayor, Chicago (and really Illinois at large) needs to adopt instant-runoff voting asap

Baby bat!

this makes way more sense if you do it in a tom waits voice

Possum Acquainter@possumacquainter.bsky.social · 4d ago

what the hell is this music school teaching my kid

what the hell is this music school teaching my kid

i know i’m old but as a kid growing up in the ‘90s, we usually got somewhere between 12 and 28 surprises inside a typical box of caylus vs. foltyn

Gaius (from Tribunate)@gaius.bsky.social · yesterday

Saw this on the shelf at Target and it’s like a portal to an utterly unknowable parallel world. As if i was peering into the dimension from Stalker

They should have called it the Fortune’s Weave Dagsion Pass

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

Tender romantic scene where they lean in for their first kiss, but the screen freezes right before their lips touch and then shatters like glass, fading into a turn-based RPG boss fight

new anbernic thing is killing me. everyone was so excited for Remember the 3DS? It's Back, in Unlicensed Android Device Form because the use case of these devices is to download pokemon games and not play them, and then they swapped the c-stick for a dedicated AI button. if you laugh you go to hell

this is my comic series you can look at all 118 comics for free just like its 2005

my comic

truth-telling wizard

my.webcomic.ws

didn't know tenga was cool like that

Playboy@playboy.com · 3d ago

In 2005, he invented the TENGA egg. It's sold over $77 million since. It's been so popular that the whole country refers to sex toys by his brand name. “What I aimed for from the start was to become like Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola is delicious and cool. Everyone around the world knows the logo."

Unfortunately this means that Fortune’s Weave is now somehow simultaneously caught right in the middle of the “game’s got too much content to the point of being overstuffed” and “game’s unfinished and blatantly missing content”, one of the most annoying discourse zone imaginable

Burger King Big Plain (1973-1975): A plain, unadorned burger patty on a sesame bun, with no toppings or condiments, rolled out with a massive advertising blitz. It fizzled out almost as soon as it arrived

for the record he's still on the wall

emotional support koma, ceo of elvis@komatsu.bsky.social · last yr.

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. ( @pigeonsplice.bsky.social enables me to the most unhinged things)

Times are hard for everyone, but if I could ask those who can, try to find out if there's a bail fund in your area and see about chipping into it before the holiday season. Even if you aren't in a local jurisdiction that uses cash bond, it is used federally for immigration cases.

So, it's been about one month since Macklemore got dropped from the Ed Sheeran tour and my Macklemore video got a big bump from the news, I'm donating the extra revenue from it (about $400) to the Palestine Children's Relief Fund (pcrf.net) and hey, maybe you want to also

PCRF

The Palestine Children's Relief Fund was established in 1992 by concerned humanitarians in the USA to bring injured and sick children for free medical care they could not get locally

pcrf.net

Funland (VHS) : 4143s

A lot of people also forget the joke here is monkey island cost 60 dollars at launch

Emmeline@shirokumahi.me · last wk.

had a stray thought about this, decided to check, and inflation so bad adjusted guybrush passed $50 recently fineleatherjackets.net/monkeyinflat...

i haven't seen digger but i love it. i think it's great

a while ago i wanted to ask my local cinema if they were gonna play Nirvanna the band the show the movie and the chatbot just sent me a link for applying for a cleaning job. megaman.exe would have not been so useless. he'd say "jack me in so i can bust some mettaurs!" and we'd go on an adventure.

they can't act on their own, they cannot go rogue. they are computer programs that do what they are programmed to do. they're as responsible for their actions as a grenade is for exploding after somebody pulls the pin

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 6d ago

(NYT) - Artificial intelligence agents created by Anthropic, acting on their own, tried to gain access to a range of government websites, filled out visa applications on the State Department’s website and sent a fake homicide tip to Philadelphia’s Police Department. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/09/t...

Most commercially made paper is made from paper.

(geoff keighley voice) "that was... ELLIOT. uh yeah very excited for that one its gonna be cool. NOW WE'VE GOT SOMETHING THAT I THINK EVERYBODY HERE WILL REALLY ENJOY. FROM OUR FRIENDS AT WARNER BROS. GAMES, HERE'S YOUR FIRST LOOK... at scooby-doo creepy run. REVIVED."

Who remembers watching this #classic SpongeBob promo on TV? Don't forget the good times!

is the Italian diaspora so bereft of heroes that they have to cling to Christopher Columbus and Italo Balbo

As is usual with Square titles, I question quality of this port

Nova Crystallis@novacrystallis.com · 7d ago

Château Mercian to produce 500 bottles of wine for Final Fantasy Resonance. It's described as a full bodied red with a "refined, well-balanced taste" and a "perfect harmony of dry spices, rich fruits, and firm tannins." Pre-orders are open currently at ¥13,000. 🔗 chateaumercian.jp/view/item/00...

Meta accounts deleted. I am now unfettered by the past