I looooove NOT SLEEPING AT ALL

LMAO THEM PLAYING EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD DURING THIS HERITAGE FLIGHT OF MILITARY CRAFT LMAO LMAO LMAO

planes and explosions of course of course #eaa #oshkosheaa

The line of planes going into Oshkosh for the air show will never not be funny to me

Thank fuck Spain won that

Dats my secretary of the state hell yeah

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 3w ago

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Erling Haaland and the rest of the Norwegian men's team are paid the same as the women's team. In 2017, they took a voluntary pay cut to allow the women's pay to be increased. The move came from the players' union, not management.

It's like we have been sent an appetizer because the main course is taking too long.

While I was asleep, Lindsey Graham died and Conor McGregor was injured and defeated. I am buying a lotto ticket today.

McConnell (he’s dead. Bring propped on on machines when your brain doesn’t work is dead) Graham….. pspspspspspsp

Charybdis Goatse@ass.golf · 3w ago

Deaths come in threes :)

AHAAAHASHAHAHASAHAHHHAHAHAAAAAHAHAAAAA HAAAAAA okay lmao okay. Anyway.

no but fr can he just call a special election anyway? what are they gonna do about it, fight it in court? y'all gonna prove that mitch mcconnell is a walking talking independently thinking and breathing person who will walk out of the ICU and back to DC and can fulfill his obligations? good luck.

Covie@covie93.bsky.social · 4w ago

Andy Beshear should just steal mcconnell's senate seat the way mcconnell stole Obama's Supreme Court seat.

I have completed another year around the sun! 🎉

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If I come across anyone irl with these glasses on I will pop them right off their face and snap them.

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 4w ago

Pervert glasses that record sometimes are the incremental step to pervert glasses that record all the time.

I think that if Spain, France, or England wins then all of North and South America should get part of that win like Mean Girls due to their heavy colonization of these landmasses thank you

COME AWWN. EGYPT COME AWWWNNNN

I’m in a touristy part of Maine out to lunch and everyone is cheering on Egypt lol

SUFFERRRRR ARGENTINA

jesus fucking christ

Cause and effect Knicks have a historic 13 game postseason winning streak going Trump shows up. Falls asleep. Knicks lose USMNT in the round of 16 Trump sticks his nose in the Balogun red card controversy The team has a nightmare game and Pulisic gets injured Everything Trump Touches Dies

Our food is still better and nothing can ever take that away.

Trump about to put a 40% tariff on all Belgian products

Can’t believe I (the protagonist of reality) had to endure 36 hours of Balogun takes for this.

Everything he touches …

That the U.S. appears to have completely visibly given up after a catastrophic own goal fuck up is a little on the nose.

and the trump curse officially bites Team USA. i thought we learned this the other month with the knicks and subsequent examples before that. don't let that man near your team.