💥will-i-am w crashout💥 aka Cringe Lord
@willcrashout.bsky.social
"My safe space is your last nerve." or "The human equivalent of a FAFO button." Simp pulverizer. Hater of things that make boomers smile Uwu Public Crashouts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaax7vsu6e7w
If you have the opportunity to have the deliciousness of cuties without chewing.
Pope Francis Delivers Blessing
Alt: Pope Francis Delivers Blessing and doing pope things in a red jone with the white and a Jesus stick that looked to be sold silver spitting that fire on the mic
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Bad bitches don’t use filters
Get a bucket and a mop for that ass paint
Hold my coat hold my drink on my own…
Can I back it up on you in a non sexual type of way?
In this line doing my best not to crash out Pray for us
Her: Give me money Me: Take my wallet @deviwestside.bsky.social
Look at some big ol titties on IG ine time and now my whole for you page is titties…
wow ok the king's horses actually figured out how to put humpty dumpty together again an— oh come on, he's climbing right back up that wall. god damn it, what an asshole. you can tell the horses are furious with him
Victoria Secret and Bath and Beyond Sprays are basically just Axe for women
Skeletor's Farewell: Until We Meet Again, He-Man
ALT: Skeletor's Farewell: Until We Meet Again, He-Man
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I just fumbled the bag by not letting that Mercedes hit my car
Anyone want my dead neighbors cat food delivery. It comes every month and he hasn’t needed it for a while
You ever feel a poke in your butthole but nothing and no one is touching you butthole so you think your in a coma like that lady in Kill Bill
Missed connection- You: smiled nervously at me while I was sitting in my car during my lunch break. Me: smiled back as I took a bite out of a Costco rotisserie chicken like an apple. My ring size is 7 if you were wondering.
I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road
I have the champagne. I guess I just need the pizza now
💥will-i-am w crashout💥 aka Cringe Lord@willcrashout.bsky.social · 2mo agoI need Pizza and a ice cold bottle of champagne
I need Pizza and a ice cold bottle of champagne
