Will O'Minder

@willowminder.bsky.social

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Please do yourself a favor and read some of the incredible cope flying out of shitlibs this evening. It is truly soul-cleansing. "El-Sayed has no chance in the general." "Socialism is baggage that no candidate can overcome." "The GOP is excited El-Sayed won." It's glorious.

Imagining Haley Stevens getting called into a meeting with AIPAC representatives, forced to explain how she blew the election with all that money behind her. She is taking donut holes out of her purse the entire time, stuffing them into her mouth, one after another.

Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.

A dangerous wind shift (visible on radar imagery) has just occurred in #Spokane, WA, where major wildfire disaster is currently unfolding. Three separate major fires (circled) near or within city limits have already caused major structure loss & chaotic, expanding evacs. #WAwx

Me, man in early 40's, walking down the sidewalk smoking a cigarette. I passed a 13-ish year old girl. She said "smoking on the sidewalk, wow." My reply while still walking "it's not illegal kid." Followed by "it's not illegal to look like you either but it should be" over her shoulder.

alix e. harrow@alixeharrow.bsky.social · 6d ago

bought candy at the pool for a 13yo and she tried to give me cash. i was like nahh it's nbd, and she goes "girl i have seen your car." 13yo girls remain undefeated. you think you're talking to a child but you're actually talking to whatever gods used to send to punish mortals for their hubris