tryna write a research paper and keep thinking about my parents :\\\\\

i,m transgrbderizing you. with my Mind

pc-98 games be looking like:

dogshit ass vibecoded crapp-app run by petulant fucking babies

they did not name a character Nipple Pussy lmaooooooo

fun fact: i bombed my latest assignment and suck as a teacher less fun fact: the only path i have right now is to improve

i KNEW this shit had been reminding me of something all day

Princess Pretty Girl@princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 2mo ago

the wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making my lose my mind

it's unbelievable how real he is

when someone touches my hair

trying to explain bad music to an American: imagine a dragon

Hard to imagine bigger loser shit than relitigating the “lockdowns” when there were no real lockdowns you just weren’t allowed to eat inside the burger king for a few weeks.

Me when I see a Tonberry

Wife just started Birth By Sleep and I love Terra for being like this #kingdomhearts / #birthbysleep

A white supremacist superpower has been ruthlessly and sadistically oppressing a nearby developing island nation – that’s never committed an offense against it – for decades. For absolutely no rational, justifiable reason whatsoever.

Reuters@reuters.com · 3d ago

Cuba's national electric grid collapses, plunging island into darkness reut.rs/4fKWwgK

This may sound radical but "games are shit" is actually the median opinion of every Gamer.

It’s important to understand that when 1.2 million Americans are dying from a disease, any government action is excessive and tyrannical, but if a dozen trans women want to play soccer no government action can go far enough

MY TITS ARE FUCKIN HUGE NOW WHEN TF DID THIS HAPPEN

Reverse unicorn hunting. I’m looking for a straight couple whose relationship I can end

I can’t think of a single thing I care more about than trans rights other than my wordle streak

(learning about how hormones affect different things in the body) do i have the earwax of a passoid?

me 3 seconds before remembering im late for shot day

Disco Elysium Quotes@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 3d ago

YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.

casualties of language

i said "every instrument gives you a skill you can use during sex" and then i imagined daintily chiming the pussy like a triangle

scheduling your bottom surgery on october 31st call that phalloween

"my son turned out fine" ur daughter sobs uncontrollably when she's told by her owner that she's been a good girl and that they're proud of her

my gf is training me to be unafraid of communication