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im here to be stupid and make friends. i have attained “yakuza mindset” (he/him)
BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.
RIP Haley Stevens you would have been the first Rugrats-American candidate for Senate
at the Posters Orgy. no ones even fucking. Theyre just horny vagueposting about each other
i feel like this is maybe true of the glossy influencer social medias like tiktok or insta but hasn't really ever been true on the Be Publicly Mentally Ill social medias (twitter/bsky/masto)
New York Magazine@nymag.com · 23h agoOn social media, a broad consensus is that you can’t admit to struggle — at least not while you’re struggling. Doing so represents a failure so profound it’s almost existential. How did it become mandatory to demonstrate perpetual growth and progress online?
you gotta play Thank Goodness You're Here. i don't care if you have to punch a guy and steal his laptop to do it, you just gotta do it
Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · yesterdayPanic publisher sale on Steam buff.ly/fb41QFj
Cat Power (age: 54): All of the women I know are suddenly perimenopausal. Must be a conspiracy.
kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · yesterdayCat Power is antivax
waiting for guffman ass move
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterdayin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
it's weird that there are 2 baseball players named max muncy. it's weird that that happened twice
My latest for the Atlantic: "Sure, Mamdani got elected, but is he electable?"
Anthony Bourdain, chuckling: Okay. Okay, let's fucking do this
morrowind.txt@morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 2d agoScribs are little baby kwama. We shuck the shells, crush the flesh into a jelly. Doesn't taste bad. And filling. Takes a while getting used to the texture, though.
Hard to imagine bigger loser shit than relitigating the “lockdowns” when there were no real lockdowns you just weren’t allowed to eat inside the burger king for a few weeks.
Police chases may kill a lot of innocent people, but they also help piggies feel like big powerful men by driving really fast, so it’s impossible to say if they’re bad or not
Erin Fogg says Free Link@criminalerin.bsky.social · 5d agoAh well what's the torturous needless preventable deaths of thousands of people a year when a stolen car is now pancaked into a tree
Meanwhile, also in California, the media is writing a bunch of fart huffing think pieces about the Wise Tech Overlords recording all of their private conversations to feed to AI, and nobody is facing felony convictions. Odd.
Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 5d agoWho says cops never have to face any consequences.
The photo confirms what we have all long suspected, which is that Amazonian cultures had Bethesda Softworks
Michele Somerville she/her@michelesomerville.bsky.social · 5d ago1/ wow!! “circles, squares and other geometric figures, some with connecting roads, beneath the forest canopy, with nearly 400 previously unknown earthworks in all. Many are…geoglyphs and date from between 600 B.C. to 850 A.D. > www.nytimes.com/2026/07/31/w...
Not sure why this is news, it's called a lunch break
Libs made the error of assuming that every female athlete had good politics by virtue of being a woman and we need to do what we do to male athletes all the time which is tell them to shut up. Trans women in sports is a made up issue and we need to treat these people like flat earthers
victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27)@dirtbagqueer.rocks · 6d agoenough of this shit
"Our age of bronze is collapsing" -- slide from a state of the industry talk at a tanning salon business conference
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Vol III: Century (2009-2012 Moore/O'Neil, Top Shelf)
Scout Tafoya@honorszombie.bsky.social · last wk.We all lived long enough to see Harry Potter become Mein Kampf.
if someone uses you as an unwilling prop in their stunt tiktok you should be able to sue them for whatever the current SAG-AFTRA theatrical day rate is. $1,246 per head in a plane witness video.