Rebecca Schoenkopf
@wonkette.bsky.social
I'm Rebecca, from Wonkette: 2004-still exists.
There's a reason we call it the Golden State www.canarymedia.com/articles/sol...
California was mostly solar-powered in May — a global first
No major economy had previously received over half its electricity from solar across an entire month. Thank the mild, sunny spring weather, and batteries.
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Lol I hope if I ever run for office and then drop out 119 people will say THE FUCK YOU ARE. (Also it was right for her to drop out, and I was a total Mallorybot.)
VoteHub@votehub.com · 22h agoMichigan U.S. Senate Democratic Primary Detroit City, In-Person EV: 🟠 Haley Stevens – 2,220 (51.0%) 🟣 Abdul El-Sayed – 2,013 (46.3%)
The people wailing and gnashing about @abdulelsayed.bsky.social sound like the same people in my inbox screaming that @mayor.nyc.gov Zohran Mamdani is going to put us in camps. They're not going to hurt us! I can almost promise! Yall are losing your miiiiiinds!
yes definitely nobody will vote for the handsome smart good talking Democratic man in a Democratic wave year people *hate* that
Tom Nichols@radiofreetom.bsky.social · 22h agoI know what’s going to happen in Michigan and I just assume that the Senate is now out of reach
Republicans Have 99 Problems In Ohio, And Only One Is That Dirty Accused Wife-Beater www.wonkette.com/p/republican...
Republicans Have 99 Problems In Ohio, And Only One Is That Dirty Accused Wife-Beater
Sherrod Brown is winning and did y'all realize Vivek Ramaswamy is Republicans' great hope in the governor's race? Hahahahahahahaha.
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Still don't understand the New York Times not running the money laundering follow up to this story.
Trump Organization Sues Capital One for Closing Its Accounts (Gift Article)
President Trump’s family business accused the bank of violating consumer protection laws by closing its accounts in the aftermath of the Jan. 6 attack.
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Be fair. The Times may also be trying to ascertain if the banker is a Black woman president of Harvard.
May You Live In Interesting Times@rjejr.bsky.social · yesterdayTimes is probably trying to find out if the person at the bank who closed the account is trans, or has a trans relative, or dated a trans, or watched "The Crying Game". 😝
went and voted in Detroit for @abdulelsayed.bsky.social and gave a big howdy to the folks (ALL DSA!) pamphleteering outside. On our way out my (big, white) husband shouted jovially "Where's all the Republican leafleters?" and oh we all had a good laugh.
It's absolutely insane we've somehow let the Covid recriminations debate become like "why didn't we reopen in person schools before there was a vaccine" and not "why did none of the trump guys go to jail for stealing PPE from New York hospitals in March 2020"
Mom's lung cancer is worse than they thought, my little brother was abusive for a change, today sucked.
"WE THE FUCKING JUDGE SON" New York, I love you. I love you so fucking much. Via wali_talks on IG
Did they discuss her line “Jesus died for somebody’s sins but not mine”?
Christopher Hale@christopherjhale.bsky.social · 5d agoThe godmother of punk Patti Smith met Pope Leo XIV this morning.
Taking my mom in for lung cancer surgery SO EARLY tomorrow, but also she has Alzheimer's, so she can't remember why she's stressed out and comes to ask every few minutes even though I wrote it on her whiteboard. So that's part of why I've been taking so many vacations this year (part of) and
[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
oh yeah, it's about to be a YUUUUGE deal, be ready.
Dheepa Sundaram, PhD (she/her)@themodsisyphus.bsky.social · 6d agoOne of these preacher types got kicked off the plane. She called her disruption “spiritual warfare”. Flight attendant is like call it whatever, it’s illegal; get your stuff and get off the plane. 😂 www.threads.com/@alanafm411/...
It's your Thursday morning news roundup! And Verily Diddeth They Find Out. Tabs, Thurs., July 30, 2026 www.wonkette.com/p/and-verily... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
And Verily Diddeth They Find Out. Tabs, Thurs., July 30, 2026
Morning news roundup! Things to read!
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but who will perform Fairytale of New York at Glen Hansard's funeral?
Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · last wk.Can’t believe Glen Hansard is gone. What an unbelievable tragedy. I loved his and Lisa O’Neill’s rendition of Fairytale of New York at Shane MacGowan’s funeral: m.youtube.com/watch?v=ptay...
wanna know what my three most hated books I ever read in school were? The one they made into Apocalypse Now, Ernest Hemingway Goes Fishing For A Hundred Fucking Pages, and the fucking Odyssey. I'm glad all you nerds are getting to relive the joy of that repetitive fuckin thing tho! no really.
I take it back. I have texted "stop" or "end" (depending) to @troyjackson207.bsky.social SIX times since July 8. Since the first "stop," he has sent me 11 more texts. I want you to win and everything but you have to stop it. This is not all right.
The Last Best Place: Our Wonkparty In Montana This Saturday, Hello Baby, And Goodbye Friend www.wonkette.com/p/the-last-b... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
The Last Best Place: Our Wonkparty In Montana This Saturday, Hello Baby, And Goodbye Friend
For Fukui whenever we may find him.
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Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Never Mind, Found One
is Keir Starmer doing AI Mitch McConnell guest spots?
✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 3w agofound it
We are double grandparents now! On our way to Montana to see our second granddaughter Lucy fuck yeah
We did! www.wonkette.com/p/jesse-watt...
Jesse Watters Can't Stop Giggling Over Prospect Of 'High T' Soldiers Going On Rape Sprees
Creepy right-wing pundits sure have a lot of stupid things to say about rape lately.
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bfltoons@bfltoons.bsky.social · 3w ago@wonkettemedia.bsky.social @wonkette.bsky.social This sounds like something Wonkette should cover.
Heartbreaking but it hits every New Yorker at some point.
Widow's Bay DSA@gonebabygone.bsky.social · 3w agoFucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian
In hindsight this video was more of a warning about the super diarrhea to come
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 10mo agoTrump's Truth Social account just posted this AI video of him flying a fighter jet that reads "King Trump." AI Trump is wearing a crown while he dumps shit on protesters. He's such a pathetic little man.
every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries
