Wes! 🌈

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He/Him - Houston based gaymer, pasta enjoyer, step-🐱dad, and sleepy 🐻 NSFW 18+only Talk at me about video games (esp FFXIV), boys with bellies (partnered/open here), or just memes & dreams https://linktr.ee/wessasaurusrex

I know the real reason is firings and incompetence but I’ll also say they can’t handle the shitdemic is because Orange is still mad everyone made fun of him for audibly shitting himself on tv and having to leave.

Reminder that the ARM CPU architecture that your smartphone, smart TV, or Apple computer uses was co-designed by a trans woman engineer named Sophie Wilson 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ The ARM architecture is commonly used for the fact that it generates less heat and consumes less power than other architectures

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Getting to watch God’s favorite transsexual in person was a treat, phenomenal, and even better than I could have imagined. In the same news, Bosco has been robbed of every competition she didn’t win and should be allowed at least a few crimes for free every month.

A senile Republican narcissist surrounded by grifters and drunks just led our nation to the greatest diplomatic humiliation in its history. Here’s why my next five Atlantic pieces will be about the dangers of woke.

In Mario Party, minigame descriptions treat being eliminated merely as being out of the game, except for Bumper Balls, which drastically shifts the tone by stating the winner is the last one left alive. This implies that while other minigames might be for fun, Bumper Balls is to the death.

In Mario Party, the descriptions for minigames involving characters being hurt or eliminated use neutral language, such as characters being "knocked off" or "poked", and the winner being "the last one standing". However, the tone shifts drastically for Bumper Balls, the Mini-Game Island description of which states that the winner is the "last one alive".
[Screenshot of Toad explaining the rules:
Game Rules
Ride on your ball and bump the others into the ocean.
Clear the game by being the last one alive.]
Source: image: Reddit user "SuperLuigi128", info: donkeykonghistory.bsky.social

Not to be anti horny on main but how the fuck do you even figure out a new career path in your 30s when the depression has sapped every iota of joy out of you? Asking for a me 😂 Like fuck I don’t know anything I like other than sleeping right now 💀