I get why now in the Matrix they stayed connected 24/7 because this constant forgetting social media exists for weeks at a time is incredible but then like, I know I’m missing so many interesting things. Mostly interesting things.

I like those pharmaceutical commercials because I like to guess which other person besides the person the camera is focusing on desperately needs the medicine the commercial is selling.

The thing that made me finally get MAGA, like to actually understand the movement and buy into everything, was Antony Starr’s performance as Homelander. He his hands down my favorite actor and everything about Homelander I buy into hook, line, and sinker.

Came to my neighbor’s bbq early and saw him throw a live minion onto the grill

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Oh, no probably the thing I love most about not being on social media as often is seeing my daughter learn how to walk with my help. And being able to help for the first time because when my son first learned how to walk, I just barely got approved to put weight on my leg after 7 months of bed rest.

Writing D.C.M.@writingdcm.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The thing I hate most about being away from social media are all the awesome people I met and got to know. The thing I love most about being away from social media is missing out on the stupidest moment in human history by quite a stretch. Old Testament times would have been a close second.

The thing I hate most about being away from social media are all the awesome people I met and got to know. The thing I love most about being away from social media is missing out on the stupidest moment in human history by quite a stretch. Old Testament times would have been a close second.

What do you call a tattoo on the backside of a My Little Pony? A trample stamp

Something I loved about my time playing Expedition 33 was knowing in that world I’d be on the Writer side in the larger scale Painter v Writer war

Sorry. Been cosplaying as a 14th century blacksmith’s son and I’ve been taking the role a little too literally.

Train your eyes to see beyond. #7syllablesentence #train

Brb creating a new branch of humanities called humanaughties

Words Drip, Drip, Dripping down from The Inky Void Spilling onto the Canvas of Death Revealing Rejuvenation Reincarnation A tiny island Surrounded by Creation Incarnate Inspiring gods Banishing demons A yellow brick road Out of Nothingness Sweet Mother Nursed, Nurtured Two hearts beat as one ~Union~

Theater etiquette question: how much “wooing” is too much? Is there an amount or is that silly to ask

*shows up to a Pilates class* Me: Hello, Pilatay people! *A thousand springs all groan in unison*

Which lucky niece or nephew will find the one egg full of Uncle [Sic]’s expired meds this year

How is this app since the change in leadership? Any better?

He has risen! He’s still rising! He’s in outer space! He just high fived the astronauts on Artemis II!

Nothing quite like spending Easter Sunday getting higher than Jesus, just as He intended

who up experiencing spaghettification

Writing D.C.M.@writingdcm.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Sometimes you’re the black hole and sometimes you’re the thing hurtling uncontrollably towards it

Have you ever had your subconscious hijack a wandering thought and use it to start a conversation with your conscious? It is very wild

they say “between the anus and genitals” way too many times in the jardiance commercial

i wanna see the CEO of Captain Crunch Berries eat a spoonful of Captain Crunch Berries without wincing

what would you do for a slightly used klondike bar

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

Sometimes you’re the black hole and sometimes you’re the thing hurtling uncontrollably towards it

The craziest thing about taking breaks from social media is coming back on to a world that is very different. The months often feel like years.

The year is 2027. I’m watching college basketball. It’s a close game. That doesn’t matter. I’ve got $5,000 running on what happens on the next play The game doesn’t matter. Just this play. The player who has the ball is a stakes owner in the gambling service I’m using. Life is weird.