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Way off topic, but Cracker Barrel managers are terrible lovers and actually die pissed off at themselves.
Trump surrendered, and the goddam strait is still closed. Just think about that for a minute or two.
one day I will be like 80 years old and brushing my teeth and thinking about something stupid I said when I was 22 and then yelling “fuck! Christ!” in my shitty little old person apartment
"I hate fifa, but I love and consume their product so much anyways! Pick me!"
Mike Toole@miketoole.com · 2mo agothe World Cup is so good. they should invent a fifa that isn’t evil
This week’s three big winners. The Knicks, Iran, and Algae.
A trail of destruction. Imagine their reaction if Obama had done even one of these things.
Israelis shocked and outraged when an American president isn't serving their every desire.
Chris⚖️Justice@chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 2mo ago💥 Miriam Adelson turns on Trump. Israel Hayom, the newspaper owned by Miriam Adelson, just published an article calling Trump a traitor, an embarrassment, and a failure to Israelis.
Iran won't accept trump's surrender until he does something about Israel.
I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...
Someone just posted a video showing big chunks of peeled blue paint floating in the water. All the peroxide that they're pouring into the water to kill the algae is stripping off the fucking paint! 😆 🤣 😂
The idea that we had to make the reflecting pool look good for the 250th, while 1/3 of the White House got demolished, fits this administration perfectly.
"Look I can't ever say anything bad about Trump or he might be mean to me! So instead I have to say things so utterly stupid that I look like a moron. And Im happy with that as I'm incredibly greedy for a tiny shred of power and importance." - Every Republican
Trying to affect regime change with air strikes is like trying to piss with no hands into a teacup. Even the most casual sofa general knew that this was always going to end in shambles, there was no strategy going in and no off ramp...these people in charge of the US are a danger to the world.
I miss the good ol’ days when you could say things like “I bet Mayor McCheese has a big dick” without getting canceled
I predict no deal until Iran has demonstrated to all US politicians that attacking Iran (directly or via proxy) is political suicide, and we’re not there yet. This would be more valuable to Iran than a nuke.
No approval yet from Iran, but Trump claims deal to be signed tomorrow, and threatens Iran with nuclear annihilation if talks don’t lead to desired results.
Trump conducting himself with all the authority of a first time babysitter.
The serving size for Fig Newtons is "3 pastries". Real funny, Nabisco.