Helga

@yddari.bsky.social

Works at Cartoon Saloon doing anything that isn’t drawing. Occasionally paints or knits but mostly plays video games

I once had to drive through¹ Loughborough²³ and thought⁴ I hit a bough⁵, which would've been bad because I didn't have the dough⁶ to cough⁷ up to fix the vehicle. If you told an English town to shed a swamp you could say: Slough⁵ slough² slough⁸. ¹ oo ² uff ³ ah ⁴ aw ⁵ ow ⁶ oh ⁷ off ⁸ ew

Woodrow Phoenix@mrphoenix.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I think if you tried to explain how to pronounce the word TROUGH to a non-English speaker they would be justified punching you right in the mouth

Sign in a garden centre: 
POT & TROUGH
TRELLIS
Grow climbing plants in any container
Features stability plates to help keep trellis upright

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

Welcome new followers! I now feel like I need to live up to my bio and show that I actually do draw sometimes so have this marker study I did a few weeks ago

A marker drawing of a strawberry sitting on a reflective candy wrapperThe same marker drawing but the camera angle has changed to also show the real strawberry sitting on the table next to the sketchbook