alexi didn’t text me. only got another call offering me a 25k loan :(

delilah wishes you a happy sunday evening

“so what avenue do I turn on?” “every.” “ok sure, but which one?” “EVERY avenue” “but WHICH ONE???”

Lane Moore@hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 2d ago

*Whitney Houston voice* iiiiiiii’m Every Avenue. I’m not a streeeeeeet.

i do not believe in the ATL falcons as a football team. i do believe them to be an elaborate nathan fielder bit

finding another English major who graduated from your college, at the bar >>>>

The White Sox must extend Murakami at least 10 years

Puff the Magic Hater@mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 6d ago

What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand? (Absurd answers only.)

my role in a heist is making sure everyone is well-fed and not hungry. i packed snack boxes for everyone. the good shit too. i love you

i might have been 10 when i started taking dance lessons for kids at a local fitness studio. the instructor began class one day by telling us how great dance was for fun…and then she looked directly at me and said “fitness, too”

Louie Stowell@louiestowell.bsky.social · 5d ago

Now I want to know your childhood villain origin story. What radicalised you as a child? What filled you with a rage that lasted a lifetime?

i joked a few months ago that if i was a basketball coach i’d just write STOP FUCKING AROUND on the board and apparently natalie and i share a brain

megan 🐇🌸@sunnymegan.bsky.social · 6d ago

MESSAGE TO ALL DEMOCRATS:

white people can’t name their pets after asian food anymore

Puff the Magic Hater@mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 6d ago

What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand? (Absurd answers only.)

i was always small for my age, and an older boy from my church group pushed me off a stage at some gathering. (we were all playing or something while the adults were doing whatever, idk) a few years later when i was big enough, i returned the favor (he was still significantly larger than me!)

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins.bsky.social · 2w ago

please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street

lucas has always been a cool dude. during covid lockdown we got into a nice conversation about frank ocean and kid cudi over twitch

Josh Thomas@joshthomas.bsky.social · 5d ago

based Lucas Giolito! 😮

*trump shoots himself right in the dick* these idiots: masterful gambit, sir. the libs will be so owned

NY Times Pitchbot@nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 6d ago

Hold me back

bzzzt! wrong! we want nuremberg 2.0

Barack Obama@barackobama.bsky.social · 6d ago

Tonight, the American people sent a clear message — they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face.

we have so much work to do going forward and bullying dems to get things done is in order, but for now so many terrible people are angry and it’s absolutely a balm!!!

take care of yourself this morning if you libbed out too hard last night. take two excedrin, make a light breakfast, and quietly cancel those amazon novelty political t-shirt orders

Ok so I need y’all to remember that the next part is to bully the shit out of democrats to do their fucking jobs while in office

correct, they did

ceej@ceej.online · 6d ago

The Brewers did this

Texas State Sen. Nathan Johnson, who composed music for the English dub of Dragon Ball Z, is now the Democratic Texas Attorney General www.texastribune.org/2026/11/03/t...

Let this radicalize you, also

Specifically Black and Brown people from the South!

Anna Gifty@itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 6d ago

THE SOUTH SAVED DEMOCRACY TONIGHT

the man who kept the brewers in milwaukee just keeps winning

Decision Desk HQ@decisiondeskhq.bsky.social · 6d ago

Decision Desk HQ projects David Crowley wins the WI Governor General Election #DecisionMade: 10:20 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/races/2026-1...

Milwaukee County Executive David Crowley is going to win the race for governor in Wisconsin.

could NOT be me

Jason Kirk@jasonkirk.fyi · 6d ago

Not to be a hater at this time but I wish I'd kept screenshots of all those old Bluesky posts about how all Southerners should just be abandoned to fascist wolves. If that was you, libbing it up tonight will be allowed once you fill out your Apology Form. Get your paperwork done

many people are saying this. scholarly research also supports this theory

Eephus Tosser@eephustosser.bsky.social · 6d ago

I guess they were right, the Milwoke-ee Brewers really did fix everything.

so are we smoking on that abbott pack tonight too or

VoteHub@votehub.com · 6d ago

VoteHub projects James Talarico to win the Texas U.S. Senate election.

we may see some sephiroth posting tonight that will be so bonkers it’ll be quoted in people’s obits in 30-40 years. can’t wait