Laura Lawrence
@yicetor.bsky.social
#swfc Faber Academy alumni. Bridport Prize First Novel longlisted. Sheffielder in Berkshire. DMs not activated.
This is *such* a revealing line about Kemi's world view and contempt for those who do the day to day work of keeping our society functioning
There was a disconcerting amount of men wearing what looked like jeggings today. The no socks, loafer type guy.
Not speaking ill of the dead is how Jimmy Saville got something approaching a state funeral.
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
I will remember Rod Liddle for the fact that the lawyer who checked my book before publication had no issue with me writing that Liddle couldn’t be a teacher because he’d have had sex with the students. Why? Because Liddle wrote it in a national magazine.
Amen. BTW is it snowing on the Snake Pass and Woohead yet?
Not sure I agree with what Barry Gibb is doing with his Bee Gees money.
New: A business that made a six-figure donation to Reform UK received interest-free loans of £67m from unnamed “related companies” in the months before, raising questions about the possible origin of the funds. observer.co.uk/news/politic...
Nigel Farage just took a question from a 'journalist' at his press conference, who turned out to be his former chief adviser Raheem Kassam, who asks him why the media are being so unfair to him
🚨 BREAKING: The DOJ is moving to dismiss the indictment against David Hearn in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool case and is admitting the damage was the result of a flawed, botched installation job, not vandalism.
DOJ Seeks to Dismiss Charges Against Olympian It Indicted for "Vandalizing" the Lincoln Memorial.
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Happy #YorkshireDay Hello to all the displaced Yorkshire people around the world.
#FIFA very confused that bribery didn't work for them this time. inside.fifa.com/organisation...
Statement attributable to the FIFA President
The intent of the FIFA Forward Enterprise project was to provide a basis for further strengthening our Member Associations and our sport worldwide.
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10YO wanted to watch Tron Ares. So I'm watching Tron Ares. I'm regretting his decision to watch Tron Arse.
Things that I'm learning about our central line journey. All the plasterers in London appear to live in Epping.
Why does this statement read like the witch trying to lure Hansel and Gretel in the bread oven? #FIFA
Statements flying everywhere. Here is FIFA’s response posted at 8:15pm Pacific Time. “Nono we never wanted to sell the game.” “Hear us out. We were rushed by media reports.” This is the biggest trying to back off without backing off statement I have seen in some time.
christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times
"I had no involvement in this proposal, and I oppose it unequivocally," Carlos Cordeiro said in a statement.
Infantino Adviser Resigns Over FIFA World Cup Proposal
Infantino Adviser Resigns Over FIFA World Cup Proposal
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Today's great rail journey with the 10YO is West Ruislip to Epping.
This has really pissed me off, if you're in the area and can afford it go and give the cafe owner some money to help fund the kids meals. And if he refuses buy yourself a nice coffee and tip him as much as you can. Fuck Reform taking food from kids in need. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
Reform council chief threatens to report café boss who fed kids for free to cops
EXCLUSIVE: Barry Ashley, who runs the Grumpy Cook café in Hastings, and Labour MP Helena Dollimore have been told by East Sussex County Council chief Andy Woolley that he plans to contact police after...
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Fresh on the heels of yesterday’s incoming goalkeeper Connal Trueman, Ashley Maynard-Brewer joins the Owls! #SWFC
Ashley Maynard-Brewer joins Wednesday!
Ashley Maynard-Brewer joins Wednesday!
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This is going to make it very difficult to know which sports we should ban them from.
Some avocados are female in the morning and male in the afternoon, while others are on the opposite schedule. This helps them avoid self-pollination. How do they do it? A @ucdavis.bsky.social study explains. www.ucdavis.edu/food/news/st...