If you give a man a fishing lesson, you teach him to learn how to fish for a day.

i just broke every sprint record in recorded history i nearly shit my bikini yall i was scared

If Donovan stays healthy and Ward gets on base like he has, boy this is a long difficult lineup to pitch to. Yes I will continue to believe that. Despite some of my frustrating skeets about Dan and this team, I am always one of the biggest #mariners🔱⛴️ optimists. #GoMs🔱

🇷🇺 Quite an admission from Russian military analyst Maxim Klimov: “The money is running out. The colossal investment in our submarine fleet is a complete hoax. Our nuclear submarines are not combat-capable.”

Most overused gifs, a thread: reply or quote post what you know to be the most overused gif.

Woman Laughs and Spits Drink

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Running on to one of those 85mph Texas highways after getting laughed out existence for asking a 16 year old at Wal Mart to change the battery

I’m only going to say this once. Americans who eat meat get more than enough protein from their normal diet. You do not need to add more on purpose. Or to be healthier or to lose weight. It’s a marketing scam. If you’re worried about protein intake, worry about the developing world, not yourself.

Not just another AI movie. An autonomous delivery robot drove off the end of a pier in San Diego and quickly sank. The company called it an isolated navigation error. Was this the first example of AI committing suicide due to workplace stress? No, it was pier pressure.

I find myself talking to the Mariners like I'm Hank Hill disappointed in Bobby a lot these days

Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race

🟣 Surreal… What used to be Wildberries. Novosemeykino. Samara region

This could be me I want a salad. A cold crunchy salad. This is the longest I've gone without one & in the before times, i had salad twice a day So Fuck RFK, Jr

The diarrhea lettuce company, Taylor Farms, uses slave labor contracted from the Arizona Dept. of Corrections. The backbreaking labor is often performed by imprisoned Mexican nationals who would be otherwise ineligble to work in the US. They are paid $1.50 an hour.

The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor

The lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.

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Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine has it figured out. I couldn't agree more. Fuck fascism.

“Jam out with me clam out” A new sea shanty by the BlueSky Singers.

Simple rule: If I see Peanuts AI slop, I choose to block.

Sometimes when doing genealogy research you stumble upon stuff that leaves you speechless.

me: wake up, it's time to write a skeet my brain: "eating ass with tajín" me: ...do you maybe want to try again? my brain: no.

You got it! At UCLA!

Ambrose Wolfinger@ambrosewolfinger.bsky.social · 6d ago

Is this the athlete whose teammates piled and stacked bats, gloves, and I believe a cereal box on her while she was giving a postgame interview?

I was *this-many-years-old* when I discovered this setting in #VSCode 🙏🏽

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif.

Robert De Niro Goodfellas

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ceej@ceej.online · 7d ago

You guys: AUSL is incredible. If you like baseball and have never watched softball… just get your shit together and experience a fast paced, high scoring, intense game. I fucking love baseball, always have, but softball is just objectively more fun to watch. 🥎

I just point out facts and condemn Hentai.

Microplastics Sommelier@leastactionhero.bsky.social · 7d ago

this site has the juice

donning my anti-surveillance IR-scattering makeup, full body optical illusion suit, and gait-modifying footwear to leave the house but still getting recognized by flock bc of my mismatched hello kitty socks

You couldn’t write a better comedy script if you tried. The most absurd thing you’ll see today. 😂😂😂 📹: Wildberries, Ryazan

I think I've now reached the point at which I need to mute the character string "LeBron James" and every permutation thereof. Unfortunately that means my feed will mostly just be "Happy Heavenly Birthday to Marstow Clanstowick, author of 'Poetry to Understand Squirrels.'"

What a great call by Cory Provus on Royce Lewis' walk-off.

Saw “Trump is King” written in the dirt on the back of a semi truck today. I hope it was a joke.

How the fuck is it 5-5 in the 6th? The Mariners truly are an enigma.

Never use Progressive auto insurance. They are absolutely terrible. I can never get my claim rep on the phone, and when they send me a message it’s always 1m before the end of the business day so they’re not able to talk or answer my call back if I miss it. You get what you pay for.