Yolande Kleinn

@yolandekleinn.bsky.social

Ace!lady. Daydreamer. Collector of fountain pens. Player of video games. Shameless nerd and writer of stories. She/Her. ♠ http://www.yolandekleinn.com

I wonder if my mom will be willing to listen to an audiobook during our drive this morning, instead of chatting the whole way. I don't think I'm caffeinated enough to manage coherent conversation for ninety minutes.

HAPPY ACE WEEK FRIENDS! I, your friendly local internet asexual, would like to take this chance to tell you a little bit about all of my asexual books and where you can get them!

Looking for queer historical romance with sinister supernatural shenanigans? Of course you are. THE SECRET CASEBOOK OF SIMON FEXIMAL and SPECTRED ISLE are both 99p everywhere this week! (If sale isn't showing where you are give it time, includes Amazon and all the usual suspects, e only)

a (let's face it, amateurish) spooky graphic of THE SECRET CASEBOOK OF SIMON FEXIMAL and SPECTRED ISLE by KJ Charles against a sinister shadowy background

I'm making my dad another scarf this year—this time an approximation of Tom Baker's scarf from Doctor Who, though (1) I couldn't find perfect color matches in a single brand of wool so I'm settling for close enough and (2) it's going to be significantly shorter. My dad does NOT need a 22-foot scarf.

7 colorful skeins of yarn, all "KnitPicks Wool of the Andes." The colors are Bamboo Heather (a pale green), Pumpkin (a mustardy orange), Red (self-explanatory but very bright), Rooibos Heather (a brown that is both warmer and darker than is actually ideal for this scarf), Cobblestone Heather (a soft cool gray), Almond (a very light beige-y brown), and Amethyst Heather (a plummy purple).

Currently trying to work up the executive function to make a quick grocery run. I need TWO THINGS, but they are time sensitive. It will be such a fast errand, totally worth changing out of pajamas for. I'm hoping typing this out is enough to kick me in the pants and make me GO.

Galeas the Keen is my butch/femme retelling of The Fisher King, starring a blind knight seeking the source of a cursed flood, and the wounded noblewoman trapped in the waters ⚔️ cover by me! 🔥High Heat 🌊 Lush Prose 💪 Disabled Power Couple 📱 riengray.itch.io/galeas-the-k... 📖 riengray.shop/b/wYrcg

The cover of Galeas the Keen by Rien Gray. A white marble background is overlaid with plant imagery, framed by waves, with a blank open eye in the center.
Ian Haramaki 🏳️‍⚧️✨@cometkins.bsky.social · last wk.

How about a promo day today? Share the cover (with credits!) of your most recent release, what it's about, and where to find it! #WritingPrompt

On the one hand, today is a bad day in my brain and I have to go to work, which is not my favorite combination of things. On the other hand, the weather is really nice and maybe I can go for a long walk this morning and... reboot? My brain? A little? Gonna give it a shot anyway, wish me luck!