I showed a medieval peasant a clip from "Girls Gone Wild" and he immediately came in his pants, I saw cum dripping down his leg into his Jordans which I also gave him
Read it here if you haven't yet. Today is the very best day of all days to read it for the first time. short-stories.co/@raybradbury...
There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury
The voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and…
short-stories.co
Adam Rawnsley@arawnsley.bsky.social · yesterdayToday, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.
this is who you’re asking to make PowerPoint slides (smiling promotional-style photos of me stealing and opening my neighbors’ mail)
when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to btw (grainy surveillance stills of me throwing a bunch of batteries in the ocean)
Boiling some water for pasta and listening to Nautical Disaster by the Tragically Hip
Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy!
The sovereignest thing on earth is parmacetti for an inward bruise.
The pedophile in thief Donald Trump has me feeling pain at the pump
A man approaches you and introduces himself as Christopher Oprison. He says he is an attorney, and offers to represent you in court. Do you retain Christopher Oprison’s legal counsel?
Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 5d agoThe wild — and poorly formatted — motion to Judge Willams seeking a stay pending appeal: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... Notably, today's filings only come from Christopher Oprison. The other DLA Piper lawyer to make an appearance in the case is not on either filing today.
Every dollar spent on social services is, in some sense, a theft from the weapons industry
saw someone link to a 6 hour youtube video essay and say it’s really good. Buddy if i’m watching anything 6 hours long it better be an eastern european art movie that’s been newly restored
UNPOPULAR OPINION: THE U.S. WOULD HAVE WON THIS WAR IF THEY’D LAUNCHED IT 12,000 YEARS AGO DURING THE LAST GLACIAL PERIOD, WHEN THE PERSIAN GULF WAS EXPOSED FLOODPLAIN.
gender neutral shawty 😻 so androgynous 😩😩😩 youre like if a man and a woman had a baby 💦
It's interesting.....I noticed you never mentioned Uncle Tupelo, but earlier you said you loved alt country
Columbo: My wife, she loves Wilco. Only listens to the early songs, though. Back when Jay Farrar was in the band, you understand. Me, failing to act nonchalant: The post-YHF albums are also quite good, lieutenant.
(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well
Today is Décadi the 10th of Thermidor in the year 234. Thermidor is the month of heat. Today we celebrate the watering can. #JacobinDay See today's page
I realize now that I’ve been calling it Cogman’s HotD this whole time, but it’s actually Condal’s HotD. Boy is there egg on my face! 😅
Okay, Fate, we get the point you’re making with Bryan Johnson. Can we please skip to his ironic death in a car crash, I’m sick of hearing about him
dog on the roof 1ns more. but they wont tell you about this on the news
“We need more peel and stick faux gold plastic appliqués embellishing the walls of the White House” - the dying words of every US solider who gets exploded
Trash Collector Rates Garbage Pickup Scenes In Film and TV Okay dis is from da Sopranos. Good show. (scene where Richie dumps garbage all over the deli guy's lot) No, no dat's about the exact opposite of what we do. See we pick UP da garbage. But this is just a TV show, you can't take it literally.