If you name your baby Tuff, I'm gonna hope it's a future deadname
Zanne
@zanne.bsky.social
43. she/her 🏳️⚧️ Unremarkable but content. SC (🐓🐅🌴🌙), usa :( Not into guys
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
Sometimes I'll ask myself, "is this a thinking day?" and the answer is, No, and those are lovely days
"Say what you will about Julius Streicher, but I just love his crossword!" Play your little fuckin puzzles if you want, man, but taking this snide tone with people watching themselves and their loved ones pushed out of public life by these ghouls is a real choice.
Today Sami was looking at a giant pillar of smoke rising up in a video on her phone and was like, oh shit, that's near us. where is it? and I pointed out the front car window at the giant pillar of smoke rising up in front of us
I was wondering why my relatively tiny city had so many cybertrucks. I found out the other day that one family owns like three of them, and I guess that's a bit better
Woke up in the middle of a cookie factory. I guess we're making icing today
"Are you dressed for a male beauty pageant?" " no, mom, happy belated birthday" I was wearing sandals, shorts, and a t-shirt. I swear that woman is just evil
pedicure time. I wish there was a way to get a pedicure that didn't involve touching my feet
Personally, I don't think South Carolina should play a big role in picking the Democratic nominee ***because there's not a chance in hell that Democrats win South Carolina in my lifetime***
Police murdered a Black man in the street in Madison WI today. Shot point blank in the head while on the ground, tased, and surrounded by four cops. It looks like an execution. Multiple videos circulating online. Things are about to get very bad here.
Got some toradol injected into my ass. Maybe this will bring relief. I've been out of the walkies game for too damn long
32/60 SCAVENGER’S DAUGHTER Underwater was what was left. Most of us had sunk by then. You told me there was drowning and dissolving, the only difference was the distance to tell. You said even blind spots could be living things. And still, I wanted believe you. jtierney.net#scavengers-d...
When that business you don't like bc the owner is always rude to her employees gets put on blast in the community facebook group and everyone publicly drags her mean ass 🥰
My wife doesn't watch many movies, but she has one firm rule: Never fucking trust Matt Damon. A second, less strict rule of hers — fuck boats. She should still take me to see The Odyssey
I’ve had this open as a tab for a while; our int’l touring earlier this year seems to have permanently wrecked my sleep so this morning at five I began exploring this open tab, clicking around. A remarkable, meticulous work: of art, of literature, what to say…give this your time.
jordan@jordantyranny.bsky.social · 2mo agoA dig-site archive. 603 entries. Specimens, fragments, remains. Fossils, jokes, hidden paths, field notes. Start anywhere. jtierney.net
If you were wondering, "At what age do I risk waking up with my back randomly fucked to shit?" the answer is 43
Sometimes I think my only real skill is waiting patiently. I'm so good at sitting quietly for long periods alone. That should be a job
when you wake up groggy, noticing her absence just as she's coming back to you. She's coming back to you. She slides back into your arms and legs just so, and you drift back to sleep
looking at my photo gallery from this time five years ago. This was around the time that the walls started crumbling around me gender-wise. I'd tell my therapist soon, my wife soon thereafter, and a doctor by September. These past five years of breathing have been a miracle. Time is the only regret
BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays.
Black Aziz Anansi@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 3w agoSo Lindsey Graham is really dead?
20/60 A MAN WITHOUT A COUNTRY “What can be said to our young people, now that psychopathic personalities... persons without consciences, without senses of pity or shame, have taken all the money in the treasuries of our government and corporations and made it all their own?” ― Kurt Vonnegut, 2005
Earlier today I heard someone say that they're going to stick Mitch McConnell's brain into John Fetterman's body like Krang and I have no self control
19/60 AN AFTERLIFE WE CAN PROVE There is no show, but there is soil. There are bugs. There are fungi. There is nitrogen. There is the body returning to system. The afterlife is not spiritual. It is ecological. Heaven is a detritivore coming to claim me. jtierney.net/#an-afterlife-we-can-prove
