Tessera

@zathoth.bsky.social

Nekomancer, Innuendoist, The Doom that got completely lost on the way to Sarnath.

Ah yes I'm supposed to have takes about the Ocarina of Time remake. I do have problems with the art direction, especially Link being very overdesigned, but it looks like a solid take on the game. Changes are good, I dont want the same game with different textures.

Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 2w ago

Robin and Orihime's imagination

MaxineNinto (aka Maxz92)@maxz92.bsky.social · 2w ago

#bloip

@zathoth.bsky.social · 2w ago

I've done this.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 2w ago

I need to try this.

Studies show that the optimal time to take a nap is between 3:00 A.M. and

4:00 A.M.

@zathoth.bsky.social · 2w ago

In D&D you adopt cute goblins, in L5R you adopt cute gaijin. Are white people goblins? Am I a goblin? Have I been a goblin this entire time?

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 3w ago

A New Color (1/5🧵)

Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.”

Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.

Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.”

Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.

@zathoth.bsky.social · 3w ago

... *deep breath* I FUCKING HATE CAELID

GuileWinQuote @guilewinquote.bsky.social · 3w ago

@zathoth.bsky.social · 4w ago

Bluesky is Adultery Install, NTR Install or Netorare Install funnier?

@zathoth.bsky.social · 4w ago

Jesus is not watching, Jesus is listening to Slayer while jacking off to the hentai I recommended him.

𝕲𝖆𝖝 @gaxix.bsky.social · 4w ago

𝕸𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕳𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖅𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖌𝖗𝖊

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · last mo.

A blonde woman holds up a Blu-ray of Mulholland Drive and asks her brunette partner "you wanna watch some lesbian pornography before we fuck?" Her partner says "yeah! sounds great!" The brunette and the blonde watch the film. The blonde is all keyed up. The brunette asks "wait. did you hook up with me because I'm a brunette and I fulfill the Laura Harring role in the relationship?" The blond replies "yeah, that was like forty percent of it." The brunette says "so that make you Naomi Watts?" The blonde says "I'm Naomi Watts."

𝕲𝖆𝖝 @gaxix.bsky.social · last mo.

𝕬𝖇𝖎𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖎 ✦

@zathoth.bsky.social · last mo.

mothman is a he/they lesbian

Herheim@Commissions open!/リクエスト大歓迎 @herheim731.bsky.social · 2mo ago

#ELDENRING #エルデンリング

hby's stuff @hby.bsky.social · 2mo ago

That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 2mo ago

MaxineNinto (aka Maxz92)@maxz92.bsky.social · 2mo ago

oh yeh, if you're into that kinda thing, i put Yaz (the character from my #toxicyurivnjam submission) up on #ArtFight the other day no idea if i will have the energy to participate after dumping my soul into the jam for the past while but she's there artfight.net/character/10...

MaxineNinto (aka Maxz92)@maxz92.bsky.social · 2mo ago

so i haven't gone to sleep yet but MY #TOXICYURIVNJAM SUBMISSION IS NOW RELEASED AAAAAAAA the thing that has consumed me for the past month and a half is now free from my mind!!!! (there is a pc/linux, mac, & web build) go play it!!!! or don't i'm not ur mom maxz92.itch.io/nullfunction...

@zathoth.bsky.social · 2mo ago

This has a similar vibe to the Tony Hawk posts from like a decade ago.

That girl with The Posts@roodypatooti.bsky.social · 2mo ago

That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Alt text wouldn't fit in one image

prokopetz Aug 21, 2024
I guess the reason all that Backrooms stuff has never really fazed me is because I worked in on-site networking support for a while, and literally every city's downtown district is just Like That once you get off the beaten path. Not just the really big cities, either; the one I'm currently living in has a population of less than 250 000 - metro area included - and a downtown area about six blocks across, and the service corridors still manage to do some House of Leaves shit. At one point I was trying to map the route of a misbehaving network cable, started out in a shopping mall parking garage, and ended up surfacing in the basement of the casino across the street. Totally unsecured - apparently neither the mall's administration nor the casino's managers knew that particular service corridor existed.

prokopetz Aug 27,2024
Like, I once bumped into a fully stocked and operational Coke machine in an unlit maintenance corridor twenty feet below ground level. Its display lighting was the only illumination for a hundred yards in either direction. I don't even know what it was plugged into.

prokopetz Aug 27,2024
Somewhere below this city there's a room the size of a high school gymnasium filled floor to ceiling with rotting mattresses. I've seen it with my own eyes - and, more importantly, smelled it with my own nose. I can't recommend the experience.

prokopetz Aug 27, 2024
(That last one isn't even mysterious. The room in question is within easy walking distance of the basement of a major hotel, if you know where you're going; I imagine the hotel started stashing their old mattresses there at some point rather than pay to have them hauled away, and over the ensuing decades the situation got out of hand.)

prokopetz Aug 27, 2024
In response to a couple of recurring questions in the notes:

1. I don't have any experience with the weirder corners of university campuses - my work in that particular job just never happened to take me there. I did, however, once have to do a cable trace in the basement of a former Christian elementary school. It had haphazardly been subdivided into numerous tiny rooms, some as little as ten feet across, with no central hallways or apparent floor plan. Every single room was, for reasons that were and remain unclear to me, full of broken kitchen appliances. One room in particular contained an enormous industrial freezer unit that was larger in its smallest dimension than any of the doors leading to it. Was it delivered in pieces and assembled on site? Did they build the room around it? That one still
bothers me a little bit.

2. No, I did not drink the Morlock Tunnel Coke.
What are you, nuts?

@zathoth.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Starting to suspect that getting ragequit on is just the Azula experience. Im not even good, Im just playing firelord and doing gatlings into special cancels

@zathoth.bsky.social · 3mo ago

concussy

@zathoth.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Yes hello it is I, Local Aromantic Reply Guy and I've been saying basically this all along.

That girl with The Posts@roodypatooti.bsky.social · 3mo ago

radio-jupotter
we are kind of in "fetish world where everyone does my fetish" but the fetish is heteromonogamy

That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 3mo ago

lindleland
mario's personal information just got leaked onto the internet

lindleland
it was a dire dire dox

Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 3mo ago

URISH’S BANE (1976) Acrylic on Masonite - 24” x 18” A fascinating book that provided a delightful opportunity to paint a "no-holds-barred" demon. 1/3 #art #booksky

Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️@valdevia.art · 3mo ago

Went to a folklore mask festival yesterday! Each costume was a work of art and a piece of living history

The SCP Foundation 🏳️‍⚧️@scpwiki.com · 3mo ago

in case you forgot that it's pride month here's your reminder that like most of this account and a very good chunk of the scp wiki exists because of weird trans women. thank you weird trans women

@zathoth.bsky.social · 3mo ago

The aromantic when the woman is a blue witch with four arms: Could this be a wife?

pebbles @pebble1250.bsky.social · 3mo ago

That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 3mo ago