The only thing I remember from college is one of my history professors lifting his neck tie and saying, "It's a phallus."
Zero Shep 🔜 NFC
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New York City's No. 1 Service Dog // K-9 Good Citizen in training // Railroader // NSFW 🔞 // 30s
One of my cousins is in town to visit and using Google Translate to interpret has been a pain. I'm astounded at the amount of Mandarin my tiny puppy brain manages to recall
You remember those candid haunted house photos National Geographic published in 2017 that had plenty of funny faces in them? Yeah, I got inspired. Also I don't like jumpscares. 🎃 Happy Halloween, everyone. 🎃 #furryart #myart #sharkfurs
Before I got on the train to go to FurPoc, I got a Peanut Butter & Banana Cream from Doughnut Plant in GCT. I'm pretty sure all of my oral desires were fulfilled with this one pastry.
I'm waking up today with Nikolai Fomin as my shoulder angel saying "It'll be fine! You'll see!"
I'm coming to find (like being close to three months free from the nicotine pouch product) that there's microplastics in chewing gum, and I've been chewing a LOT of it... All I ever wanted was something healthy for my orals to fixate on ;-;
When you're on the train as much as I am, you really do appreciate clean windows...
@boltrailwaydog.bsky.social one Lisbon trolley per your request! Working on a looser fun style for quick illustrations. #furry #furryart #anthroart
Decided to do just a little exercise after a long stretch of being sedentary; so I walked my building's stairs to the bottom and then back up. When I got to the top, I heard a YouTube ad from a place that was not my phone and got a lil spooked. Thankfully I'm dead inside and I soldiered on
Sorry I was late I caught the wrong trolley on the way here
The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory
This gif brings me so much joy it reminds me kindness exists look at him he is making sure his little buddy gets to eat too I love you
Cat feeding toy snake
ALT: Cat feeding toy snake
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