call my sub Oceangate the way I control her with a cheap toy

You ever wake up just seething at the way cis people downplay the panic of trans women as if we don’t live in a world that literally disappeared an entire generation of trans women

if you need to take your strap off to step out of the room, you can just pick a hole to shove it in and tell her to hold tight until you get back

the pyramid of kitchen gadgets: convenient, impossible to clean, deadly: pick two

I just got a friend request from a porn bot. on Steam. wtf?

i will not be your "normal tranny"!!! i will not be your "good one"!!!!

sometimes i'll talk to a cis person and they'll say something like "yeah most trans people are normal like you but sometimes online i see weird ones who-" and i have to stop them and explain that i, too, am one of the weird ones from online

they're repeatedly showing all of us, not just trans women in america, but all of us, just how subhuman these people actually believe they are, just how they intend to treat us if they manage to force their way into control of our countries too. Despicable.

I still think the council was overly generous. I thought 10 years of NYT was worth at least 2 vaginas

Cinder (it/its)@dollcinder.bsky.social · 3d ago

The tranny council has convened and from this moment onward in order to subscribe to the NYT you must buy one trans woman a vagina, this will entitle you to 10 years of guilt free worldle and crossword puzzles

@kenjennings.bsky.social won't even stand up for a trans women against his own idiot fans brigading her for having a Thought. So excuse me if I don't believe we can count on him to stand up to anyone else.

Rav@rvbdrm.com · 3d ago

Gwen deactivated 😔

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

joining the war on cars in the side of inflatable bouncy houses

Laura G Mitchell@lauragmitchell.com · 4d ago

Streets are for people (not just people in cars) and … inflatable bouncy houses, apparently? 😆

just saw jonah hill kick a bugeyed chihuahua for "looking at me like im a bitch"

babe wake up, bisexual Ikea couch is begging to be believed, again

mankrik's wife guy@byelacey.bsky.social · 5d ago

i am haunted daily by nobody believes you bisexual IKEA couch

trans people can't catch a fucking break from these fools, I swear to god

He was a dick for NO REASON and Gwen gets suspended? Fucks sake.

See, by being upset that a woke ally cishet white guy did something that harms trans people, Gwen Pepperoni made a cishet white guy feel bad. That’s an unforgiveable crime when done by a non-cishet white guy.

fuck you Ken. trans people made this place viable and your fee fees are as worthless as your allyship

Karrid 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️@karrid.myatproto.social · 4d ago

Well, it appears that, sometime in the last 17 hours, Gwen Pepperoni was suspended for the crime of pointing out Ken Jennings' transphobia.

*big bong rip* so which one can we get to crash out over breakfast food this time? *COUGH wheeze cough*

-𝚖𝚘𝚡@moxiest.art · 7mo ago

*cough exhale cough* so yeah, every now and then the vibes just go crazy. everybody starts fighting about fuck-all. it's bedlam. *big inhale* and *inhale* and then, the devs will just chime in and remind everyone they cant stand us. like, HATE, dog. *cough cough cough* sounds awful nah, it rules

what is best in life: to see a puppy and have it be my friend

Asher Wolf@asherwolf.bsky.social · 5d ago

My neighbour across the street got a golden retriever puppy and I’m just hanging out by the mailbox in hope it runs into my yard again soon

dear cis people: the next time you decide to discuss the impossibility of meaningful change as it affects your oppressed friends and neighbours as a hypothetical thought experiment because of your own personal political and economic comfort; HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING DON'T

That said, let us take a moment to thank our Bluesky Trans and Furry Elders for freaking out Jack Dorsey so much he bolted and left us this nice social media playground, taking most of his crypto chuds with him. We thank you for your service.

rip 😔

I know this is going to come as a big surprise, but trans people are actually the ones who get to decide what treatment is gentle to the transsexual and what’s just optics bullshit

roses are red system of a down;

dumbass huckle - future mrs joseph stalin@dumbasssauce69.bsky.social · 6d ago

drenching my pussy in bang bang sauce and taking him on a one-way trip to flavor town

I think this is fundamentally wrong but in an interesting way I will need to write about sometime. The key is a) consumers do not choose what is produced, or how, they choose between what is produced. This is a crucial difference

Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈@maxdubler.com · 6d ago

I think my most genuinely unpopular take is that a widely held and genuine consumer preference for cheaper, lower-quality goods, not private equity, is driving the decline in quality of consumer goods like clothing and housewares.

There are more people who've parlayed middling athletic prospects into profitable careers decrying the inclusion of trans women in sports than there are trans women in sports.