Zoe Deku : ♐︎♌︎♏︎
@zoedeku.bsky.social
Labour's doom has been foretold in the stars!
JKR's lawyers frantically drafting a letter
Kat Kerlin@katkerlin.bsky.social · last wk.Some avocados are female in the morning and male in the afternoon, while others are on the opposite schedule. This helps them avoid self-pollination. How do they do it? A @ucdavis.bsky.social study explains. www.ucdavis.edu/food/news/st...
Whilst in Glasgow this weekend, a Reform councillor gave a speech to a group of men wearing images of a noose and gallows with text implying they were going to start lynching parties. To zero concerns from the centre. Or anyone else, except us.
*sits backwards on chair* hey kids, you know how we told you the last guy was just an ordinary bloke who loved pints football?! Check *this* guy out!
Guess who had the integrity not to accept $1 million to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival last year?
‘Weird Al’ Yankovic Turned Down Million-Dollar Offer to Perform in Saudi Arabia: ‘I Don’t Need to Take Any Money if It Makes Me Feel Icky’
'Weird Al' Yankovic revealed he turned down a seven-figure offer to perform at the state-sponsored Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.
variety.com
Only an incredibly powerful phalanx of skilled political operators could get a ratio like this
PoliticsHome@politicshome.bsky.social · 2w agoLabour MPs unhappy with the treatment of Starmer loyalists have warned they could make life hard for Burnham at the Budget “Andy’s Starmerite purge has created an incredibly powerful phalanx of skilled political operators who intimately know the government’s fiscal position" Harriet Symonds writes
Enjoying the whole "Big Three + Venus cos graphic design is my passion, we're Pantone, we only understand squares" vibe
FatGayFriend@fatgayfriend.bsky.social · 3w agoOk mine is very millennial - yellow and slate grey. And sea glass. This is every interior I have been grossed out by for the best part of a decade. WTF.
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
Clearsky server bills going to the moon as half of UK Bluesky blocks the other half of UK Bluesky over Ann Widdiscourse
In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW
Oh my godddd, every John Oliver scene on "General Hospital" as shadowy security consultant "Z" is fucking GOLD
i have been trying to unpack why the i told you so’s here feel so legitimate despite the horrific seriousness of the allegations. i think bc it’s so enraging that he was allowed to make it this far. that poor woman was forced to traumatize herself in public because pundits are too fucking stupid
rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 4w agonormally i find this sort of crowing to be in poor taste because of what’s at stake. but i know a lot of pundit ass pundits follow me on here and i want every one of you to know i was right and you were wrong
Sky is buying ITV's television channels. Wilfred Frost: ".. Sky are committing to all of ITVs public service broadcaster commitments.. & that does extend to 2034.." Fortunately in Ofcom we have a strong regulator who'll protect those commitments going forwards. Oh, wait.
