JP 🪼🫧

@zstraps.bsky.social

JP. they/them. zstraps on ao3. giggling and kicking my feet about gay pirates https://archiveofourown.org/users/zstraps

hey remember when i took the psychosomatic horniness of stroking a strap-on and then essentially gave that experience to a cis male character by making him jerk off through a cock cage 🥰

He rolls over onto his back and takes himself in hand. With the way the cage angles his cock downward, he has to twist his hand at an odd angle, but he finally manages to wrap a hand around himself. It’s a cheap, grotesque imitation of self-pleasure: he pumps his hand, but rather than sliding along his length, all it does is pull roughly at the cage. No delicious pressure and friction, just a rough tugging at the base of his cock, and he whimpers in pain but doesn’t stop. Needs it, somehow. 
“Not gonna come from that, either,” Ed says, sounding amused. He’s definitely awake now, his eyes wide and fixed on the movement of Stede’s hand as though hypnotized by it.
“I know,” Stede says, a little more snippy. It may not feel good, but it feels like something, and he’s an aching void, hungrily drawing in anything at all. He can’t stroke all the way along his length the way he wants to, but the short, shallow pumps, the familiar motion of his hand, the way it looks moving over his cock—they remind him viscerally what it would feel like to jerk off, if he could, make the memory of it echo through his body.

me: god i love writing also me: [closing my eyes and daydreaming about all the things i wish i was writing without actually writing a single word down]

writing gentlebeard kink stuff is just. the desire to have them develop an elaborate plan for their scene down to every meticulous detail, vs the desire to have them negotiate nothing and talk about nothing and have to deal with all their messy emotions in the moment