JP 🪼🫧
@zstraps.bsky.social
JP. they/them. zstraps on ao3. giggling and kicking my feet about gay pirates https://archiveofourown.org/users/zstraps
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
hey remember when i took the psychosomatic horniness of stroking a strap-on and then essentially gave that experience to a cis male character by making him jerk off through a cock cage 🥰
having headaches with light sensitivity is very annoying when my entire job and most of the things i like to do for fun involve Look At Computer 😭😭😭
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
Ed is daddy princess and Stede is princess daddy. I will not be taking questions at this time
it’s so stunning and i’m so thrilled that i get to have it in my house 😍😍😍
Now that it’s arrived home with @zstraps.bsky.social I can share the Cake Topper hoop, custom commission from the @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social Craft Fair! 🩵👰🏽♂️🤵🏼🧡 This one took quite a while to figure out but I’m happy with the result, thanks to JP for being so lovely about it
Toad sat on the edge of his bed. “Blah,” said Toad. “I feel down in the dumps.”
I just love the thought of Ed in his full leathers riding his big ol' motorbike with all his biker gang and they have to go slow because Stede in the middle of them all on his little brightly coloured scooter
me: god i love writing also me: [closing my eyes and daydreaming about all the things i wish i was writing without actually writing a single word down]
writing gentlebeard kink stuff is just. the desire to have them develop an elaborate plan for their scene down to every meticulous detail, vs the desire to have them negotiate nothing and talk about nothing and have to deal with all their messy emotions in the moment
someone asks Gentlebeard how they met and Stede’s like “fate brought us together 🥰” and Ed’s like “i actively stalked you don’t ever disregard my hard work like that ever again”
almost just said "i feel like i'm about to pass out from sleepiness" bitch that's called falling asleep and apparently you need to go do it
love to drop information in the last 10-15 minutes of therapy that puts the entire session so far in a different light 😬
After a transformative moment on the Devon coast, Vaughan Cornish devoted his life to the study of waveforms. Read about his Waves of the Sea and Other Water Waves (1910) and Waves of Sand and Snow and the Eddies Which Make Them (1914): https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/cornish-waves
ok so the desire to write is back but the ability to actually string words together is not, cool cool cool
philosophers only want one thing and it's fucking discussing
[yelling over club music] I said the human experiment has been a failure