Starman was unwatchable, let's roll with another John Carpenter film Now Watching: Christine 1983 dir. John Carpenter

joe@24fps.myatproto.social · 3h ago

omfg my Starman DVD is full screen and i didn't know garbage

*bravely* i will not be watching the Sex Purge movie

“Sex Purge” is a fuckin Andy Dwyer ass idea. Produced by Entertainment 7twenty. Featuring original music by Mouse Rat

shitty day, may watch Star Man about it

the 'alt gov' accounts are the most gormless dweebs on this webbed site

AltWatcher@altwatcher.bsky.social · 4h ago

Because I'm in too deep, it's easy for me to forget how insane this all is. An anonymous Facebook account claiming to represent rogue members of the National Park Service has posted fake spy-like "code messages," and amassed millions of followers for doing so.

i am starting to hate the tik tok style of "subtitles" where it flashes one word at a time at you. it's incredibly difficult to read

obviously I Ran is great, but this is actually the best a Flock of Seagulls song (yes i know the hair is dumb, just listen to the music if you can't get over it)

A Flock Of Seagulls - Space Age Love Song (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by AFlockOfSeagullsVEVO

youtu.be

“Texas toast” is a total scam, just like many other things from that wretched state

drunk cishet honky man posing with all the vintage cast-iron in your house like the fish in his tindr pfp. he loads your microwave, sets it to “ass hammer 10k”, & punches GO with the power of gun-fu. your kitchen & his flesh are all obliterated in a final hubristic attempt to “party hardy bruh”.

weeder@weeder.bsky.social · 2d ago

Making breakfast at 4AM

just got an app on my motorola razr that does the Howie Scream when ever my fingers or my toes or my penis is bitten by dogs

unironically, no joke, my favorite Carpenters song by a mile

Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · yesterday

They went off here youtu.be/leKeknINhkc

Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this

This is the perfect headline for ok magazine because I can’t have any reaction other than “ok”

OK! Magazine@okmagazine.com · 4d ago

Patricia Heaton backed a petition urging Mayor Zohran Mamdani to be barred from New York City's 25th 9/11 anniversary.

cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again

I HAVE BEEN SUBSIDIZING WALMART AND AMAZON STARVING THEIR EMPLOYEES FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE.

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

people will post "go outside." but my tv is inside. are they stupid?

"im still punk" i whisper as i add miralax to my ginger ale

the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun firing wildly and distracting him

NBC News@nbcnews.com · 3d ago

An armed bystander may have saved lives by distracting a gunman who had opened fire at an In-N-Out Burger on Saturday, according to a witness.

that must feel so good for the plane

In the past hour, fire activity has picked up on the Autumn Lane fire in the Indian Painted Rocks area. This is still an active event! Please heed current evacuation notices, even if you don’t see fire nearby right now!

can't sleep. thinking about how they marketed Brave Little Toaster to children. for god's sake, they showed it on the disney channel

why do i see myself on the Following feed? i would never follow me and it's rude to act like i would

really, when you think about it, it's sad that all the people with "real jobs" and "sleep schedules" miss all my bangers

i’m gonna be honest, this money is for food, an upcoming bill, and other essentials. we have no soap. we’re almost out of face wash and shampoo. my razor is like two years old. and a bill on friday is $150. we’ve received $20. literally anything helps. vnmo: gawdzie-z #helpsky

gawdzie@gawdz0rz.bsky.social · 3d ago

could we please have some help eating this week vnmo: gawdzie-z