Ashley Gotta Ketchum
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Bruh what even is this account anymore. She/it | 30s | NYC
The artistic and technological debt humanity owes to pornography cannot be overstated.
tctc@toastcrust.bsky.social · 3d agofamitsu posted a video of what the stripping looks like in the new strip mahjong game and oh my god they're actually doing the fucking undressing without cuts
Found a CD called TRANCE SEXUAL yesterday and it might be the most amazing thing I own.
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
how the fuck do you write an electron app that drops its own css? what are we doing here?
You've seen a toilet with black porcelain, used by the damned, harboring a shit so evil that hell itself spat it back out?
Too many "Ghibli-inspired" works that take place in optimistic worlds where conflict simply Doesn't Happen instead of protagonists making a principled choice to solve problems peacefully even though it's more difficult And they also don't have planes!
These are the writing credits of the writer for the sex purge movie
Even more visitors will be flocking to Iceland for the solar eclipse, so here’s a much-requested phrase in Icelandic (“Hello. I am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”). Icelandic pronunciation tips: youtu.be/ivLPqkEaKOI
Comedy is when you say "hit me" and the blackjack dealer slaps you. Tragedy is when you then whimper and she calls you pathetic and pushes you to the ground and straddles you and slaps you around and makes fun of you for cumming so fast. *Checks notes* nvm that's something else
The secret to housekeeping success is bimbo-pink sweats and CDs of the Stardew Valley OST playing over the speaker set
the amount of time i've wasted on posts that didn't even do numbers is staggering but i still do it after all these years because its what makes me want to be alive
day three of the return to Windows hell and gosh darn there was a small bug when a window closed so there's just gonna be a thick outline on your screen where it used to be. no you can't get rid of it. yes it will survive the first full restart. be thankful i allow your start menu to even function.
Day one of back to work and Windows has somehow gotten even worse than when I left. Start menu will freeze for minutes and not even WSL can save me from constant crashes when the container itself just crashes instead.
Imagine, hypothetically, replicants were actually a threat. What if, hypothetically, they were the ones oppressing us? Would it be okay to kill them then?
Bloody Disgusting@bloody-disgusting.com · last mo.First look at BLADE RUNNER 2099. Hunter Schafer & Michelle Yeoh star. A brand new television series. Set 50 years after Blade Runner 2049, in a world where replicants have emerged on top after an uprising. Coming soon to Prime Video.
Lotta people seem to think they've discovered the next stage of queer literature and it's just Hayes Code with extra steps
Can we talk about the Michael the Bull Advertisement Universe literally having a road designated "Bull Avenue"? Do you think Temptations is still in business in those ads?
Without saying your age, favorite movie that came out when you were 18
maya malady@membrane.hellstar.plus · last mo.without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that come out when you were 18?
OPINION: I Think I Know How To Solve the Video Game Industry’s Problems ggtribune.com/2026/07/10/o...
Turns out LLMs have ALREADY invented cold fusion but the seed process requires the extraction of a billionaire's testicle directly through the nasal cavity so it has been SUPPRESSED
Lotta people seem to think they've discovered the next stage of queer literature and it's just Hayes Code with extra steps
