never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, Marvel, Disney or Ghibli
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Medusa, Sphinx Administrator@thelovelymedusa.bsky.social · last wk.Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney or Ghibli.
Would assume everyone knows it by now, but just in case "First the traitors, then the invaders" is an explicit reference to The Turner Diaries, where a white supremacist revolution overruns "The System" and kills all their enemy during the evocatively named "Day of the Rope".
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays)@sundersays.bsky.social · last mo.X owner Elon Musk indicates he would prioritise political violence (assassination of pro-migration politicians is the common sense meaning) over violence against "invaders" (refugees, asylum seekers, maybe ethnic minorities generally) while endorsing call for violence (killing) against both groups
It’s literally not possible to have a functioning society, anywhere on earth, where this piece of shit is not imprisoned for life and stripped of all his assets.
Jenny Cohn@jennycohn.bsky.social · last wk.“Teens sue Musk's xAI over Grok's pornographic images of them *** Two of the teenagers behind the lawsuit are under the age of 18…” 3/16/26 … 1/ www.bbc.com/news/article...
Funniest thing he could have done lol. That team's knees are on borrowed time already
Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social · 2w agoBREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.
this should be SNL's entire 2026-27 season, just airing this nonstop
I don't know who needs to hear this, but... comics, as a medium, is not "easier to read" than prose, and acting like children who prefer comics to prose books are dumbasses is a manifestation of the worst kind of Puritan-work-ethic authoritarianism
You don't own your baby. A child is not property. They have a right to live that eclipses your right to believe stupid shit
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
I like replying and getting likes on my replies because it feeds my innate need to be praised for my cleverness. This has been a reply guy post that will get zero likes lol
my unholy creation. its actually working, it hasnt been an hour yet and the air quality in my place is noticeably better. i can breathe in comparable comfort, and my eyes dont hurt! link to build ur own here: engineering.ucdavis.edu/news/science... beware walmart, they overprice their filters
Mira@thefreeradical.org · 3w agohey minneapolis peeps, anyone know where i can get the materials to make a corsi-rosenthal box for cheap? im broke and id rather get them all in one fell swoop so my time outside's limited
Voting “Yes” On Prop. 1 Will Fund the Library System We Deserve Guest columnist Brittney Moraski, advocacy chair for the Seattle Public Library Foundation Board, lays out the case for the library levy measure, which is on the August 4 ballot. publicola.com/2026/07/14/v...
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By Brittney Moraski As Advocacy Chair for the Seattle Public Library Foundation’s board, I want all Seattleites to know that…
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Just hearing about the passing of civil rights fighter and anti-censorship icon Mary Morello. Rest in power.
I've spent the last week testing out Kagi.com thanks to @doctorow.pluralistic.net's recommendation, and it's honestly wild to use a search engine that works again. I'd forgotten.
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I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock
Dan Le Batard told a story once about how pissed Dana White got about how a Deadspin story described him as a sunburnt snowman. I think about that any time I see him, even in that stupid commercial
My take on the Platner thing is I hope that he really is trying to be a better person than he was in the past, but he shouldn't hold a position of power while he's doing that. Before the recent (immensely credible) allegations he hadn't held any public office at any level and wanted to jump to
not for nothing but a lot of us have been talking about @andrealaflamme.bsky.social the entire time this silly conniption fit defense of tattoo boy has been going on
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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The Verge@theverge.com · 6mo agoDiscord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
14-year old girl arrested for speaking out against Data Centers in her community
well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire.
Omnath still “supports” all colors of mana, but only on certain planes where it’s financially viable. It remains strictly monocolored when traveling the omenpaths to Portal Three Kingdoms, any Universes Beyond product from the U.K., and of course Inndianastrad. commandersherald.com/omnath-back-...
Omnath Back To Mono Green Now That Pride Month Is Over | Commander's Herald
It remains strictly monocolored when traveling to Portal Three Kingdoms, any Universes Beyond product from the U.K., and of course Inndianastrad.
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