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Aaron Longo

@aaronlong.tech

📍Philly | 🏳️‍🌈 You’re getting a GIF even if you don’t want one

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Anthony Cregan @anthonycregan.dev · 6h ago

Overdue a reboot

Aaron Longo @aaronlong.tech · 4d ago

Some farmer market finds hahaha 😂 🍆

Two fresh, dark purple eggplants with green stems placed in a red plastic basket.

A smiling man wearing sunglasses indoors, holding two eggplants while sitting at a table in a café, with a laughing emoji overlay on the image.

"A hand holding a sugar packet with an Italian quote and its English translation, placed next to a cup of cappuccino on a marble table in a café.

"AMARE È METTERE LA NOSTRA
FELICITÀ NELLA FELICITÀ
DI UN ALTRO."
"To love is to find pleasure in the happiness of another."
GOTTFRIED WILHELM VON LEIBNIZ (N° 27)

"A hand holding a sugar packet with an Italian quote and its English translation, placed next to a cup of cappuccino on a marble table in a café.

Ho BISOGNO SOLO DI TE E DI QUALCHE TRAMONTO."
"I only need you and the sunset."
TITO POMPONIO ATTICO (N° 29)

EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 6d ago

No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...

Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation

PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...

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Aaron Longo @aaronlong.tech · last wk.

🙋🏻‍♂️

Aaron Longo @aaronlong.tech · 3w ago

A Pantone Birth Chart Palette for a person with a Gemini Sun, Taurus Moon, Cancer Rising, and Taurus Venus. The palette includes four color blocks: Lemon Signal (#F6C945, RGB 246, 201, 69, Closest Pantone match: 122 C) for the Sun, Olive Velvet (#7E7A48, RGB 126, 122, 72, Closest Pantone match: 7749 C) for the Moon, Sea Glass Mist (#A7C8C4, RGB 167, 200, 196, Closest Pantone match: 6150 C) for Rising, and Rose Clay (#C98C7B, RGB 201, 140, 123, Closest Pantone match: 2439 C) for Venus. The image is sourced from pantonecolors.net/pantone-birth-chart.

Aaron Longo @aaronlong.tech · 3w ago

In Jury Duty but really wishing I was still in Italy 🇮🇹

A person standing barefoot on the bow of a sailboat, holding the mast with one hand, wearing colorful patterned swim trunks and sunglasses. The sail is raised, and the background features a clear blue sky and calm ocean waters with distant land visible on the horizon.

Two shirtless men smiling and posing for a selfie on a sailboat. The sail is visible in the background, and the bright sunlight creates a warm, cheerful atmosphere over the open water.

Eric Ansley Díaz @geekboyeric.bsky.social · 4w ago

RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...

Aaron Longo @aaronlong.tech · 4w ago

Who else caught this last night? #rupaul #rupaulAllStars #videoEdit #dragrace #dragraceallstar #AllStars

lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 4w ago

gm and tgif

A black and white photo of a Teletubby turning to the camera and giving the finger while being escorted away by cops.

Aaron Longo @aaronlong.tech · 4w ago

🤢☢️

rich harris@rich-harris.dev · 4w ago

future generations will think about car culture the way we think about Victorians painting their faces with white lead

aaron @imaaronrobert.bsky.social · last mo.

gm it’s monday!!!

Aaron Longo @aaronlong.tech · last mo.

Flopping when I speak in Italian but still looking good

Aaron shirtless with a nose ring and a colorful tattoo on his side stands on a boat deck, wearing patterned swim briefs. The background features a serene ocean with gentle waves and a vibrant sunset sky, transitioning from orange to soft blue, with a distant silhouette of land on the horizon.

Aaron in a brown sleeveless shirt and patterned swim shorts stands on a wooden and concrete walkway, leaning on the wooden railing. Behind him, a clear, shallow turquoise sea leads to a rocky coastline with lush green hills. In the background, there are stone buildings, white umbrellas, and people enjoying the beach. The scene captures a sunny day at a coastal resort.

Two towering, jagged limestone rock formations rise dramatically from the deep blue sea under a clear sky. The rock on the left features a natural arch near its base, while the rock on the right is taller and more massive. Small boats are visible near the base of the rocks, emphasizing their scale.

Aaron Longo @aaronlong.tech · 2mo ago

Please let this not be as generic as it looks

Every Film Now@everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 2mo ago

New trailer released for ‘X-MEN ‘97’ Season 2. Streaming on Disney+ beginning July 1. #XMen97 #DisneyPlus

SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I posted this as a joke about a script I shouldn't do, and bluesky economists pressured me into making it. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/summar... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

1-panel SMBC comic update. A man at a podium adjusts his glasses and announces "in summary, the change in the rate of growth during the last 12 quarters is, after seasonal adjustment and net of compositional effects, statistically indistinguishable from the prior revision. Subscribers can see my ass. Thank you." The caption below the comic reads "the Bureau of Labor Statistics got a lot better after it made an Onlyfans account."

Grant Sanderson @3blue1brown.com · 2mo ago

Here's an excerpt from the most recent video on how Shannon studied the entropy of English, animated by Mitchell Zemil

teekay @iamtkp.bsky.social · 2mo ago

DIVAS!!! @currentlyquang.xyz and I have been toying around with this for weeks, and I promised myself I would get on this. So, here we are! Nominate yourself, a fellow bloomf, and/or an iconic moment for the first ever FlopSky awards! Submissions will be love until 06/14 at 8:00 PM Central Time.

FlopSky Awards 2026

BLOOMFS!!!! You asked patiently and we will deliver exquisitely. Below are nine categories for submissions for the first ever FlopSky awards. Award moments have been attempted on Bluesky, but with t...

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Aaron Longo @aaronlong.tech · 2mo ago

Trying to get the little man to pose