I see Charlie Kirk just before I flush the toilet after every number 2.

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · yesterday

When I first saw this clip I thought she was referring to Charlie’s favorite brand of hot sauce. But no, as it turns out they are selling Kirk Hot Sauce for $8.99.

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS LANDSCAPING DAY

Never "nice" to relish in others' losses, but this time feels different. "A special subset of GOP losers suffered karmic justice in defeat Tuesday. Their comeuppance was deserved and, in many cases, long overdue." By @schaller67.bsky.social in @atrupar.com's PN open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...

The midterms’ most deserving losers

Call them the Comeuppance Caucus.

open.substack.com

you know, we're not angry enough that "Tesla" now means "stupid fascist battery car" and not "hot weird genius Serbian"

A little easier to follow than v1 🤣

Matt Green@mattgreencomedy.com · 2d ago

A Few Good Trumps (German edition)

Update on this thread: Vickrum Singh Digwa’s minimum term has been increased by the Court of Appeal. Thus illustrating the importance of an appeals process. www.judiciary.uk/judgments/r-...

The Secret Barrister@barristersecret.bsky.social · 3d ago

While entirely understandable that the family feel this way, it is hugely unhelpful for mainstream news organisations to amplify the narrative that the right to apply for permission to appeal is “ludicrous”. A handful of fun criminal appeal facts to throw into the mix 🧵⬇️

A Few Good Trumps

You could say she was handedly defeated?

Eliot Higgins@eliothiggins.bsky.social · 4d ago

Boebert looks like she'a done

Thanks to Ken Paxton the Cybertruck is now only the second dumbest failure Elon Musk has wasted hundreds of millions on.

How I first learned about the 2026 US Midterm results

Malcolm V Tucker@tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 4d ago

Nice job.

See also the Infosec nerds that insist security requires disconnecting everything and eliminating all networked operations. A much more useable definition of security than absence of vulnerability at the cost of all else is the capacity to carry out operations in the presence of adversaries.

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Quite striking contrasting the sober, level-headed IEA projections of carbon-capture vs. reality (left) with the sober, level-headed IEA projections of solar vs reality (right)

I once called in sick in an “inception” dream - I couldn’t reach my boss, so I called a colleague and spoke to them. When challenged why I had been off without calling in, I took my phone out to show the dialled numbers and they weren’t there 😱

Scott@scottnotscot.bsky.social · last wk.

I'm honour of James Acaster, I think we should all give up one basic secret today as soon as anyone alludes to it. "Good morning Scott" "I once entirely slept through a morning 🙈!"

If an incel is getting pegged, are they technically an incel?

@beardy-econ.bsky.social · 2w ago

Wow, I never pegged you as an incel.

The chyron 🫣

𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝@sundaedivine.lol · 2w ago

The clip.

Just had both parents telling me about this breaking news…. Severely tempted to add Facebook’s domains into the piHole blocklist

Buster_5265@buster5265.bsky.social · 4mo ago

It is truly astonishing to me the speed at which people believe clear fake news without doing even the tiniest bit of research. 2 separate people today have asked me about the 'Jamie Oliver proves McDonalds isn't fit for humans in court' - a court case that never happened and is made up on facebook

Real post from the mountain rescue Facebook page

Farage fucks dogs - Graham No reason for the Beeb not to run the story above. Its got as much factual support as the story below.

Iain Overton@iainoverton.bsky.social · 3w ago

This is a non story. The police chief cites actual figures. Farage challenges actual figures. Farage has no basis for doing this. Why did the BBC run this?

"oh but we grew up with the impacts of the war. So we're part of that generation really." Sure Jan. And I grew up with the impacts of Thatcherism. You don't see me claiming I'm a sriking coal miner though.

Normal person: hey Tonia your desire to protect your mum from seeing a trans person is not dissimilar to people not wanting to see black or Asian people on their wards Antoniazzi: that doesn’t happen either and you’re racist because I can’t read

About 2 minutes after winning an apprentice drinking competition back in the day, I did just this - 3 perfect pints of puke 🤮 no spillage.

swearclock ⌚︎@swearclock.bsky.social · 3w ago

Puke In A Pint Glass It's 11:00PM

I think we need to validate this theory by progressively taking out additional Russian internet infrastructure.

Kate Starbird@katestarbird.bsky.social · 4w ago

Y’all, I hate to rain on the dead bot parade, but the Yandex data center destruction doesn’t seem to have significantly impacted social media bots. I made temporal graphs of X posts about AfD around the time of the attack and there’s no sign of a sudden dip or residual impact on that conversation.

and the choir said amen

Odd This Day@oddthisday.bsky.social · 4w ago

It’s the 151st anniversary of the birth of Aleister Crowley, the man who—among many, many other things—once put an acrostic in an “apparently innocuous book of devotional verse” which spelt out “The Virgin Mary I desire but arseholes set my prick on fire”

😂Brilliant

Are they trying to fat-shame the tiger here, or have they used this because they were unable to say how much its house was worth?

The most transparent political move of the year so far...

Very late to this. Very difficult to choose just 9 (when some, hardly obscure albums, don’t even show up in search!)

GORDON'S F5

Matt Round@mattround.com · last mo.

Product idea: caps lock key with Brian Blessed’s face on it