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BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.

NEWS — Haley Stevens has called Abdul El-Sayed to concede in the Michigan U.S. Senate Democratic Primary, per El-Sayed’s campaign. Source: AP

Well Tom, I think I'm gonna have to go for that one time Miloš Zeman, former alive person and president of the Czech Republic held a gun that says "for journalists" on the side of it where instead of magazine, there was a bottle of spiced digestif liqueur Listen to @bloodwork.show

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Thomas O’Mahony@gotitatguineys.bsky.social · yesterday

The theme for this week’s “listen to @bloodwork.show” is: EURO VIBES. Post your most powerful EURO VIBES “listen to @bloodwork.show”, and the best one will get a special prize.

I remember one time when some journo cunt died (who had literally killed his fucking wife) and all the other journo cunts on twitter started eulogising him like he was a great and lovely man, even when it was pointed out he had killed his wife. Now to check the reaction to Rod Liddle dying

Ok so I finally watched the Ebeneezer trailer and it's not even an origin story (which as established isn't needed because the Christmas past already deals with it) but it is actually just a straight Christmas carol adaptation?? What the fuck is happening. I'll stick with Muppets tyvm.

Basically the height of caricature at this point: Israel is demanding that as part of the ceasefire agreement with Hamas, it be allowed to continue attacking Gaza.

🚨Israel has formally objected to three provisions in the Board of Peace approved roadmap for Gaza, including demands that would allow it to continue striking the territory, prevent Hamas’s collected weapons from remaining under the NCAG’s control, and exclude Qatar and Turkey from verifying compliance, Haaretz reported.

🔸 Continued Israeli attacks: 
Israel is demanding continued freedom to carry out strikes across Gaza even after the agreement takes effect. A source familiar with the matter told Haaretz that “Israel demands freedom to strike areas of the Gaza Strip.”

That's insane. Journalists should only ever be the politician they're questioning's spouse or friend from Eton or an in-law or someone they met through a mutual friend at the Spectator garden party or a former minister or a fellow columnist at the same paper. But never an advisor that's too corrupt.

“Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Gotham. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder."

Bane in the football stadium in The Dark Knight Rises