Credit to Badenoch, this was a totally unsurprising news alert until the final clause when my eyes popped out of my head like a cartoon character.
I'm sorry but this sounds kinda fun, especially as a straight down the middle rom com. Bring back silly gimmicks in movies.
i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else
BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.
NEWS — Haley Stevens has called Abdul El-Sayed to concede in the Michigan U.S. Senate Democratic Primary, per El-Sayed’s campaign. Source: AP
VoteHub projects Abdul El-Sayed to win the Democratic primary for Michigan U.S. Senate.
Well Tom, I think I'm gonna have to go for that one time Miloš Zeman, former alive person and president of the Czech Republic held a gun that says "for journalists" on the side of it where instead of magazine, there was a bottle of spiced digestif liqueur Listen to @bloodwork.show
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BLOOD WORK / EPISODE 44 EURO(TRASH) w/ Ciarán Dold @ciaran.operationglad.io Blood Work’s EU Correspondent joins us to discuss Europe’s sclerotic struggle to adapt to a rapidly changing world, why NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte is such a freak, and what the heck actually went down in Ceuta.
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I remember one time when some journo cunt died (who had literally killed his fucking wife) and all the other journo cunts on twitter started eulogising him like he was a great and lovely man, even when it was pointed out he had killed his wife. Now to check the reaction to Rod Liddle dying
"Laying on my back, biding my time, just waiting for the right song." - Jordan The Comeback
Eyes closed, massaging my temples, mouth drawn tight in concentration as I attempt to manifest an El-Sayed primary win against that off-putting gremlin Stevens today
Ok so I finally watched the Ebeneezer trailer and it's not even an origin story (which as established isn't needed because the Christmas past already deals with it) but it is actually just a straight Christmas carol adaptation?? What the fuck is happening. I'll stick with Muppets tyvm.
Basically the height of caricature at this point: Israel is demanding that as part of the ceasefire agreement with Hamas, it be allowed to continue attacking Gaza.
That's insane. Journalists should only ever be the politician they're questioning's spouse or friend from Eton or an in-law or someone they met through a mutual friend at the Spectator garden party or a former minister or a fellow columnist at the same paper. But never an advisor that's too corrupt.
A perennial problem with homelessness and addiction is that the people we are told we have to spend time listening to and treating with dignity, is a guy who’s the Male Fantasies version of RoboCop and wants to turn the homeless into biofuel.
I agree that leftists on social media can be too glib about how upsetting it is to see people suffering on the streets. That is, however, roughly 198th on my list of priorities on this issue. "we can't address this until people stop annoying me on the internet" is fucking asinine and *everywhere*
“Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Gotham. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder."
MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you
Pitching an AI enabled cock cage to the vibrating prayer ring guys
Every dollar spent on social services is, in some sense, a theft from the weapons industry
I appreciate Greg and his work very much and I think he is an essential voice in our age. But every now and again he reveals a belief that makes me so unreasonably angry I could burst.
Celsius is better for cooking; Fahrenheit is better for conveying variations in climate. 👍