Carrying a bucket of fried chicken and I can’t tell if this guy wants to fight me or fuck me.

I made Ramen.

Wandered over to the mall and won this in the claw machine. ✨️

The funniest part about Jonah Hill being like "I am learning Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and I am the angel of death now" is that he's a white belt with like two stripes so he basically just knows how to do a fairly bad arm bar.

puddins, out from under the bed

I think next year is the year I make the big leagues.

game recognize game.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Q: Any comment on Rep. Max Miller? TRUMP: I hope he's able to work it out. I feel badly for him.

Monsters

Nobody noticed that I never learned to hold my head up.

It does get old, not being with someone enthusiastic to be with you.

Writing a country song called " he'll be sad when I leave him"

it's not why *everything* sucks, but having all three branches of the federal government captured by thieves, abusers, bigots, and cowards is definitely why a lot of things suck

Injecting dopamine straight into my brain

suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile

😭😭😭 mall officially closes on the 8th

It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

James Talarico on Texas officially banning THC: “Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst."

I made dinner for a man who abused me more times than I can count thinking I could fix things. It never stopped the abuse. It created the expectation that he could do whatever he wanted and then be fed. Max Miller is trash. If the GOP won’t say it, I will.

I made tater tots.

Artist Alex Schaefer paints banks on fire lol

I fucking hate my bank. I fucking hate banks.

America causes brain damage.

America causes brain damage.

I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.

I don't understand how people do things

I need motivation to get my new hydroponic system set up and running.

I’m here in case anyone needs to be cheered down

"DO YOU ALSO WANT TO FEEL LIKE 5TH PLACE? WELL, COME TAKE A PHOTO WITH TRANSPHOBE RILEY GAINES"

taylr@taylordahlin.com · 3d ago

riley gaines is at the minnesota lynx vs indiana fever game posing with people courtside as they line up for photos