Aka Meatfork
@akameatfork.bsky.social
lover of Stanford football, Portugal/Azores, C4L, tacos, Reese's PB cups and salty carbs.
BOWIE: 🎶...we can be heroes... ME: Nice! BOWIE: 🎶...just for one day... ME: Damn it.
"Don't you blaspheme in here! Don't you blaspheme in here! This is MY man and this is MY restaurant and you two are just gonna walk out that door... without your dry white toast... and without your four fried chickens... and WITHOUT Matt Guitar Murphy."
Final day at strawberry stand Got Magical Mystery Tour on the speaker and some donuts in my belly Come buy some non-organic fruits and carbs
Aka Meatfork@akameatfork.bsky.social · 4d agoALERT🚨 Due to illness (not mine), I will be working the strawberry stand this weekend. Fun & merriment will ensue. Fun Fact - I was up at 5am picking up cherries from SSF Produce Market today. That was fun!!
ALERT🚨 Due to illness (not mine), I will be working the strawberry stand this weekend. Fun & merriment will ensue. Fun Fact - I was up at 5am picking up cherries from SSF Produce Market today. That was fun!!
Al Pacino: Just When I Thought I Was Out
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Cue Joe Rogan getting cut into some of that sweet, sweet Trump crypto 1's & 0's
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 5d ago🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING. Joe Rogan has just discovered that Trump might be corrupt.
Important reminder - the benefits afforded us in the First Amendment (Freedom of Speech) do not apply to consequences for exercising said speech #SecretLawyer
Aja was supposed to be the first in a series of seven albums called STEELY DAN MISSPELLS THE CONTINENTS. Yeah there was going to be a box set and everything. I was really looking forward to Osstrayleeuh.
don’t give a Fuck about tech innovations. make birria tacos bigger
If we haven't been reminding you enough, vote because your life depends upon it.
Coffee is the single greatest thing in the history of great things.
Sorry guys but I can’t make it to Burning Man this year. Doctor has asked me to refrain from all public nudity for next 6 months :(
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Tyler King@tyleraking.com · last wk.RECALL: Taylor Farms is pulling pre-packaged salsa and guacamole for contaminated jalapenos.
Here's my version - Mike Edition Nicest - Mike Birbiglia Rudest - Michael Ian Black
mimij9.bsky.social@mimij9.bsky.social · 2w agoNicest celebrity you’ve met? Rudest celebrity you’ve met?
AOC: Millennials are not punk kids anymore. We're grown adults with mortgages and kids, and that generation is starting to be decisive at the polls. And there is anger at being ignored, having our economic futures mortgaged by the generations that came before us and we're taking the reins
In case you don't follow basketball, Royce White was only rostered on an NBA team for a single season. He was used as a substitute in just three games, scoring a total of zero points. He made the stat lines by fouling twice. This is an NBA washout trying desperately to cash in and find some fame.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Royce White on Fox News: "I'm just having a blast in my feminine area. I never thought I was a woman. I've always trusted science and thought I was a man, but after further review, a strong look at my personal preferences, it would appear I am indeed sometimes identifying as a transgender woman"
Back to school shopping today with our HS freshman. Please pray got me (at least Hillsdale has a Lego store and El Grullense)
(Cleaning out my BlueSky drafts folder and found this one from 1999.) We used to have Carson daily and now we’re stuck with Carson Daly!
