Alan
@alanhussey.bsky.social
Anecdata Scientist. Tautologist. A duffel bag full of pigeons. I cannot sanction your buffoonery. Very legal and very cool. Not a twin. https://hotdog.repair
From when Paul the Trombonist accidentally texted his wife with voice transcription on while practicing:
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
People who spiral out overusing LLM chatbots are really just experiencing the kind of brain-damaging stream of unconditional validation that’s always been the norm for the hyper-wealthy, which explains a lot.
Worse than Twitter, private discussions (text, email, whatever) among like-minded wealthy lunatics who are all surrounded by yes-men who talk like ChatGPT in maximum ass-kissing mode.
love to watch everyone that lives in seattle or visits it for any amount of time gush over the city while folks who live in north bend and aberdeen and other far flung cities call it a hellhole they’re afraid to visit. everyone should laugh at how weak and scared they are
We love making fun of tourists/future transplants in this city, but admit it: It's been really nice to see thousands of people from across the world call total BS on the "Seattle Is Dying" narrative by enjoying the hell out of us for everyone to see. It's undeniable they're having great time here.
the world cup is just so cool because you get exposed to so many cool people from different countries and players and fans. It's rad and makes the worst people mad or indifferent
MAN: Hello, police? It's a terrible thing, you see, my wife was killed last night, I was hoping you could send someone to investigate OFFICER: Certainly sir, the great detective Columbo is in town. Go and see him, he will solve the case MAN: Ah, I see, very good. Oh, officer, just one more thing,
[whispering while watching the World Cup at the World Cup] That’s the World Cup
Zohran Mamdani
The Ambassadors, by Hans Holbein the Younger, 1533, 📸 by @jp_lavs
I feel like “it’s absolute horses” should refer equally to something good or something bad with its meaning imparted solely through a persons delivery of the line
it took me too long to realize that this was "horseshit" censored and not new slang i didn't know about yet where "horses" meant bad
it’s so tight that in 1996 I could turn on a basketball game on tv and it would appear in real time with concurrent sound and it never froze or buffered and in 2026 none of that is the case
Smash Brothers Announcer: MILES Davis! My Wii Remote: *bitcrushed opening sax riff from Freddie Freeloader*
So many apps and websites out there get this wrong (given their focus on such verbs) that I finally sitdowned, rollupped my sleeves, and speakupped in visual form. A sign for me to tap in the future!
Reheating this because my unemployment benefits expire next week. It’s been 6 months since I was laid off, I’ve sent out hundreds of applications, and I’m no closer to finding my next job. If anyone has any leads on open marketing, content, or ecommerce roles, I’d be so grateful for a connection.
Well, it happened. I was laid off from my job yesterday. If anyone has any leads on open marketing, content, or ecommerce roles, I would be so grateful. And if anyone wants to hire me to write about baseball full-time, I wouldn't be opposed to that either. www.linkedin.com/in/jakemailh...
MLB’s Korean marketing slogan used to be “It’s big ball chunky time”, and I will never stop thinking about it
This is still the greatest movie related moment of 2025 for me
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
god finding this is like stumbling across a buried USB drive in the woods. bizarre
Tfw you still have some edge cases to fix in your procedural locomotion system #gamedev
Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time