no this is good i like it. beach water person. we should change every job to sound this stupid. every cop is now "gun handjob person" anyone involved in finance is "money handjob person" etc. just make sure u put handjob in there or its not gonna make any fucking sense ok thanks guys

WIRED@wired.com · 3mo ago

The job, which is associated with the Zuckerberg family office, is located in Kauai, Hawaii, where the Meta CEO owns a massive compound. www.wired.com/story/mark-z...

this one is very important

🐮 Doodle Dip 🐶@doodledipart.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Self care

Instead of "No Smoking" signs, there should be "No WOKEing" signs! Like and share if you agree #lungcancer

i’m hanging out with grogu and reading all your mean posts about him out loud. he just started crying

guys i have a hot take. it is too hot. outside ..

the world u grew up in no longer exists

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky dot app

they should call this website maslow's hierarchy of dweebs

poopshit son or pisspee daughter

dawg they put this guy in a football helmet and sent him into the gig simulator from tenacious d

The Hollywood Reporter@thr.com · 3mo ago

Israel’s Singer at Eurovision Has Spent Months Rehearsing With Simulated Boos

im in the lab inventing a new kind of shit with my ass

we're seeing if grogu's entire body can fit inside the gom jabbar box

They should give Chinese food a gun

an immigrant business owner in orlando that’s been a cornerstone of the underground music scene for two decades got abducted by ICE in the middle of a show this past friday. if anyone could donate or just help share this far and wide, it could go a long way to help him be freed: gofund.me/3a114139e

Donate to Rally for Uncle Lou’s Legal Support, organized by Alison Heffernan

Our beloved Uncle Lou, a pillar of our community, has been unexpectedly detained … Alison Heffernan needs your support for Rally for Uncle Lou’s Legal Support

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good songs just hit different #musicfacts

Hantavirus is no joke 😂 That's why I've started washing my hands after touching rat feces 🐀 What are doing differently to fight hantavirus?💪

did the kernel wizards patch dirty frag yet or am i basically just gonna have to sit next to my computer with a fire extinguisher for the rest of my life

found the words “Cloaca Larry” in notes app. idea for a Guy i had i guess

They should combine all medicine into one big pill that everyone takes once every day

i am once again begging u to listen to sasha gu013. my lexicon into nothing left. god tier. ok thank u

Sasha -- Global Underground 013: Ibiza (CD1)

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tiny cross for jesus balls. tiny nails. tiny hammer