I’m so curious to see which people take jobs from him after that electoral smack down.
Flying Mezerkis@bananapantz.bsky.social · 2h agoAlso. For the new Absolute Circus Phase of the presidency note that he’s “offered” the job of press secretary which is the height of The Apprentice style idiocy. It’s just deeply unserious and meant to change the narrative.
My favorite part is that the thing making him losing his mind (his brain juices degrading) is pretty firmly at the “won’t get better but could get real dark” point. Idk, my man seems fragile.
Schnorkles O'Bork@schnorkles.bsky.social · 2h agoWell I'm glad to see that we lasted around 72 hours before the president began loudly losing his mind on main again.
VERY STRONG SIR!! MUCH POLITICKING!!! GREAT RESPECT!! NOT AT ALL LOSER BEHAVIOR!!!!!
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 3h agoTrump: “I am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States.”
“Changing the game” eh? He’s definitely going to try this. And he’s gonna get curb-stomped so hard it might put some hair back on his head.
It was when I knew there was a chance. 1 in 10 but still.
Covie@covie93.bsky.social · 23h agoThinking about this exchange today:
In case any have forgotten this bold sartorial maneuver:
Trump and his Republican allies who continue to embrace the politics of hate, division, and chaos are wildly out of step with what the American people want. They will keep suffering more defeats until they listen.
Garcia: We are prepared for that first day when we have those gavels to begin those investigations. The Trump family is at the top of the list of folks that need to answer questions…
When you’ve learned the terrier respects your tiny baby hiss even though you’re thinking of jumping on his back later when he least suspects it
The kitten is like two hours away from pouncing on Stuart’s tail
I am not alarmed. This is a desperate move by a weak man and theyre both going to get what’s coming to them. Especially the festering toe man
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · yesterdayIf you’re not alarmed you’re not paying attention.
Blississippi more and more people are saying it. Nobody knows it has a B in it....
Taniel@taniel.bsky.social · yesterdayScott Colom's lead jumps to its largest yet: 2493, or 0.25%.
Official statement from incoming Oversight Chairman @robertgarcia.house.gov on Stephen Miller being announced as White House Chief of Staff:
Donald Trump learned nothing from his historic defeat. Stephen Miller is the architect of the most barbaric, inhumane policies of this administration. Trump couldn’t have made a worse choice. Our Democratic majorities will fight him every step of the way.
Miller: We need to triple our deportations! Trump: *humming as he applies gold paint to Miller's head*
Anna Bower@annabower.bsky.social · yesterdayBREAKING: Trump announces Stephen Miller will become White House Chief of Staff
I like to imagine that while hes doing that he looks like the 400 year old version of Dracula from the latest movie
Patrick Chovanec@prchovanec.bsky.social · yesterdayYou have to imagine that Miller is walking around the West Wing complaining about how they lacked the guts to seize the voting machines.
Miller, don't get too comfortable with your new title. Part of the benefits package for your promotion is accountability for all the pain you have caused.
Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · yesterdayTrump announces Stephen Miller will be his new White House chief of staff, replacing Susie Wiles.
The only appropriate response from democrats should be to announce House and Senate investigations of Miller specifically and throw blood boiling support behind two leaders who have the fucking stomach for it
Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · yesterdayTrump announces Stephen Miller will be his new White House chief of staff, replacing Susie Wiles.
