Vincenzo
@vincenzzzo.bsky.social
Music lover / Horror & spooky stuff / Dark humor / Cleveland / Python / Django Personal account for goofing around with friends.
Stretched my leg and felt my hamstring randomly cramp up. Ready for the grave... It's been nice knowing you
The fluffiest pigeon I ever did see 🌈 ( #AvianAugust day 4: Common Bronzewing) #art #birdart #sciart #pigeon #pigeonsky
the you in your mind vs the you in your front facing camera
*opening a gift* Oh, it's a NYT article. oh that's...that's great...that is really something. Thank you so much
the sims got it figured out, i wish i had an ominous rotating crystal shard hovering above my head at all times letting people around me know the aggregate status of my meters
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Humans weren't designed to spend a sunny summer afternoon doing evidence preservation on a computer for a legal troll lawsuit. The world we live in is so broken.
we might be throwing out a generational umami opportunity. i will taste the forbidden fish sauce defector.com/abandoned-fi...
Let Me And A Food Scientist Sample The Abandoned Fish Sauce Terrorizing A Small Canadian Town | Defector
Take capelin, a small silvery fish in the smelt family. Now add salt. Then throw those two ingredients in 110 vats, each of them about 10 feet tall, and let them sit in a defunct factory for over two ...
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after some guidance from the groundhog rehabber, I was able to wash Mme Applebottom’s still slightly infected injury w/castile soap. Mme let me use a clean Swiffer duster all lathered up to scrub away the dried goo stuck to her fur, rinse it w/warm water, & stick some safe antibiotic ointment on it
there's plenty of restaurants in this town, but the owner of the sandwich shop downtown hates me, says he's gonna kill me, and has a sign up on the wall saying that 5 cents out of every sandwich order will go towards buying bullets to shoot me with.
The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.
She loved her surgery cone for the first couple days (it made her feel powerful and intimidating) so we got her a courted ruff to look sinister in.
Wake up babe, unprecedented new noise source just dropped
Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · last wk.This is a well-produced segment. I encourage you to watch so you can hear the noise for yourself. The professor of environmental health science that they interviewed called it an “unprecedented new noise source.”
My kid works at a library and found this note sticking out of a book. Dear Scarlett's parents, good job raising a rockstar. 😁
Local radio station knows the vibe
Dexter and The Moonrocks - Freakin’ Out
Listen to Freakin’ Out on TIDAL
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Disassociating in a scalding hot shower
æmə@alternative-ama.bsky.social · last wk.Crying into my airport cinnabon
when you saw one set of footprints in the sand that was you listening to Whitesnake
This batch has already been entirely eaten, second batch incoming... 🤤
Vincenzo@vincenzzzo.bsky.social · 2w agoMake chili crisp
Asking a yes or no question in Teams and watching the 3 dots appear and disappear for 15 minutes 🫥