Scotch Tape ™️
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Father, Husband of an EDS patient, semi-Retired. Rush Fan, LEGO Enthusiast, Minecraft Streamer. 🏳️🌈 Ally . Blocked by @kenjennings.bsky.social , he's a transphobe. www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming CHI —> PHX —> SD
Morning everyone. *makes coffee and fires up the griddle* How you like your eggs?
Welp, I've started to play Palworld. Was nice knowing you all LOL.... this game is addicting. Might start streaming it.
Going to hang out at Balboa Park tomorrow and check things out. Looking forward to the Japanese Garden. But tonight we are watching episodes of Iron Chef and folding laundry.
life's too short to worry about some other butthole take care of yours
Getting a tear drop tattoo on my dick because I've murdered some pussy.
Me: *does the robot* Interviewer: I meant skills related to the job.
me: What a good looking baby. How old? them: Thank you! She’s 15 months. me: So she’s 1…
*squelching sounds* Wife: what are you listening to? Me: it's classic jizz
On another note: we scored tickets for Lucy Darling in October. Very excited to finally see her! @carisahendrix.bsky.social
Scotch Tape ™️@therealscotchtape.com · yesterdayJust got our driver’s license. The CA DMV can suck deez.
Just got our driver’s license. The CA DMV can suck deez.
Morning everyone. *sips coffee* I am tired and grumpy.
Tommy Lee Jones No Country For Old Men
Alt: Tommy Lee Jones No Country For Old Men
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ask not for whom the bell tolls, because idk. they didn’t leave a message
Defend? He shit all over the trans community and my friends, then started blocking them in droves on BlueSky. He's a Mormon that gives money to a church that wants trans people killed. He is NOT a good person and NOT an ally. He paid for this fluff piece. "wAy To gO, sIr" my ass.
kenofseattle@kenofseattle.bsky.social · 2d agoKen Jennings and I both share the same name and we are both from Seattle, and I am so happy to see him using his celebrity to defend the trans community. Way to go, sir.
My son just came into the living room... he shaved his left leg. Completely. Why? He finds the hair on his legs "annoying".
*yawn* Trying to make myself stay awake so I don't wake up tomorrow morning at 5am. Not sure why my body has been like this since the move.
*documentary about Trix cereal* WERNER HERZOG: We see the rabbit, mad with desire. He is mocked by children and by the cereal's very existence. His life is slowly drawing to a close.
Another publication that was paid to suck off Ken Jennings. Fuck @advocate.com bunch of wankers.
The Advocate@advocate.com · 2d agoThe ‘Jeopardy!’ host made it absolutely clear where he stands once again.
Uno cares not about family loyalty. I don’t care if you are 3 fucking years old. I said Draw Four, bitch
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
Alex Lifeson Says Blah Blah Blah
Alt: Alex Lifeson Says Blah Blah Blah
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Scalawag Jack@scalawagjack.bsky.social · 2d agoIf you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
Me: If you’ve seen one butthole, you’ve seen them all. Bluesky: Hold my beer.
