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Your friendly local SSA agent just trying to survive. DMs are open. Yes there’s 2 of us (Hi Rogue SSA👋). We are #AltGov. Not affiliated with AltNPS. This account is not an official SSA account. FDT. Release the Epstein files. Preferred name: AltSSAssy ❤️

Alright… fun game with music because it’s been a week… favorite versions of different songs… my favorite version of wicked game is Emika (thank you the Blacklist)

I will have more to say about this later but right now, I’m too pissed. So for now I would just like to extend a very hearty 🖕🖕🖕 to Florence for writing this email in a way that makes us, the very overworked employees, sound like the fucking problem, and the reason customers aren’t being served. 🤬🤬🤬

Photo of an email to all employees of SSA stating that advanced leave requests will no longer be approved because it impacts customer service, said in the most bitchy, offensive corporate language possible.

The guy in charge of the IRS and Social Security told Congress under oath that staffing was fine. His own agency’s internal memo said the opposite, and it was written before he testified. A #SheShed 🧵

Not that we didn’t already know Frankie was an absolute slimeball, but the evidence just keeps piling up. We have an absolutely despicable human running SSA and heavily involved in the IRS. Love that for us. 😒😒😒 The link should get you around the paywall. I hope. 🤞🤞🤞

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Chocolate covered pretzels with a side of questionable ethics and/corruption isn’t gonna fix our issues, Frankie 😒😒😒 Keep the fucking pretzels, we need more staff, we need our telework options back, and maybe more than a 1% pay raise. Outside of that, eat the pretzels yourself, and fuck off 🖕🖕🖕

The Social Security Chief Keeps Sending Staff His Daughter's Pretzels

Staff say the gesture isn't increasing morale, but it is raising ethics questions.

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Wilson: I guarantee you there are 10 reporters in D.C. right now who know exactly what Mitch McConnell’s medical status is. They’re not reporting it.  If I’m Beshear, brother, just declare the election. And if they want to prove that Mitch McConnell is alive and well, go do it.

"Lindsey Graham, Proud War Hawk, Has Died. Here He Is in His Own Words" The South Carolina senator and staunch Trump ally, who passed away suddenly on Saturday night, wanted to 'level' Gaza and invade Cuba, joked about killing Ted Cruz, and salivated over bombing Iran. My piece for Zeteo today:

Lindsey Graham, Proud War Hawk, Has Died. Here He Is in His Own Words

The South Carolina senator and staunch Trump ally, who passed away suddenly on Saturday night, wanted to 'level' Gaza and invade Cuba, joked about killing Ted Cruz, and salivated over bombing Iran.

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Friendly neighborhood queer #Altgov member here to make something very clear. You may see posts like this one where it’s implied Lady Lindsey was gay and we are using that as humor. Normally this would be inappropriate. Two things to note that makes this both hilarious and not inappropriate.

A graphic of a post from a user called mrwilliamsprek that reads: 

The Devil’s shopping list: 

Vegetable✔️
Fruit ✔️
Cheeto✔️

“Don’t you dare hold me to a higher standard than you hold your president. Also if want people to not celebrate your death, maybe try not being an insufferable cunt while you’re alive.”🤷‍♀️ Feel free to copy paste this as a go to response to anybody who tries this. You don’t even gotta credit me 😘

Matt@nosoupforgeorge.bsky.social · 3w ago

If you see any MAGA folks clutching their pearls about how we respond to Lindsey Graham's death, just send them this:

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How do grants and cooperative agreements affect your community?

Ever wonder how to find out what federal grant money is supporting in your community? (Or what the federal government is spending money on in general?) I'll walk you through USASpending.gov to show yo...

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DOGE didn't "self-delete" over the weekend, they were all absorbed into National Design Studio, under Joe Gebbia. They are still around and still very much breaking things and making bad decisions.

I didn’t have the mental capacity to post about the letter commish Frankie sent to Senator Collins’s the other day and how it was absolute bullshit. Thankfully, my co-conspirator @alt-ssa.altgov.info wrote a lengthy and fiery breakdown of the letter, so please read it, share it, and be mad with us🫶

Rogue SSA@alt-ssa.altgov.info · last mo.

I just want to take a minute to say what absolute and utter bullshit this is. Frank Bisignano is, by far, the second worst commissioner SSA has ever had, only behind Leland Dudek. That's not saying much.

I can breathe just a teensy bit easier today. If they had ruled the other way, it’s not exaggerating to say that SSA would have been crushed by the increased workload that doing away with birthright citizenship would have caused. It really should not have been such a close decision but it’s a win ❤️

Shelby Gonzales @shelbytgonzales.bsky.social · last mo.

Today, SCOTUS upheld more than 125 years of precedent by ruling against a Trump Admin executive order that would have denied birthright citizenship to certain children born in our nation. pifcoalition.org/resources/pr...

NEW: The DHS appears to have shut down key features of a federal database that had been used to check the citizenship status of over 67 million registered voters. The move comes after Trump directed the DHS to upgrade the system to allow for bulk searches using partial social security numbers.

Following court order, DHS appears to have shut down SAVE for checking voter citizenship

The program flagged thousands of voters as potential noncitizens, but subsequent investigations have shown many were actually citizens eligible to vote.

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Trump can't deport everyone, but he is trying to hide those he can't deport out of the public eye. Today's "Receipts" from @crampell.bsky.social explains a recent DOJ memo which allows states to institutionalize people with disabilities, and what it means beyond what was published.

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Today's TPS decision is so fucking cruel because Haitians and Syrians followed all the rules that they were supposed to follow and now they're all of a sudden here "illegally" because a bunch of racists said so. I'm feeling so much fury on behalf of the many Haitians I know.