Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂
Between the Borg cube, the puzzle cube from Hellraiser, and the cube from Cube, cubes were really the scary shape for awhile
Random Trek@randomtrek.bsky.social · 3w agoStar Trek: The Next Generation (1987) Season 2, Episode 16: Q Who 00:37:51.086
Petit disque orange (rotated), by František Kupka, 1932
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Algae is loving this news cycle. They’ve never been more relevant. Microzooplankton sitting at home changing the channel like, what about us? we even have cilia and pseudopods, this is bullshit.
Old Soviet-era jokes are going to get a revival: Q) Do you have any bread? A) No, we don’t have any fish, the shop without any bread is across the street.
OSINTRadar@osintradar.bsky.social · 2mo agoFuel queues in Moscow Similar situations are also reported in: 🔹️Nizhny Novgorod 🔹️Samara 🔹️Ivanovo 🔹️Northern regions.
They’re gonna bring the movie ALLIGATOR into the real world youtu.be/0Jv5KNSiJu4
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Phil Yabut@philliefan99.bsky.social · 2mo agoThey're dumping slimy, green peroxide water from the Reflecting Pool back into the Potomac. #dc @popville.bsky.social
"a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing." turns out a home equity line of credit is the one other thing.
Trump's foreign policy amounts to Netanyahu holding the steering wheel while he honks.
I just realized that when It Happens, Fox News is going to be so weird to watch -- solemn, tear-filled tributes to America's Most President™ interspersed with angry coverage denouncing the millions and millions of Americans celebrating in the streets.
CONFIRMED: The Wonka Scotland Oompa Loompa girl has formerly withdrawn from President Trump's America 250 concert.
A come and take it flag with an egg potato and cheese taco
Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length
Caught in a barb wire fence, twisted sideways, pants ripped down to my ankles. Outsmarted again by gophers. Suddenly, I see dust billowing up from the horizon. It’s a convoy of rental cars! Hundreds of national reporters are on their way to ask me about gas prices and woke
Me trying to blow a medieval peasant’s mind: and the downloadable content for the game was actually already on the disc you were just paying to unlock it Peasant(chewing the gas station beef jerky I gave him): I saw the cobbler’s wife kissing Satan’s asshole in the forest Me (mind blown): waaaaaa
if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life
No matter how insufferable you might be, at least you didn’t godsplain to the pope