Andrew Nixon

@andrewnixon.bsky.social

Writer for CricketEurope, maths teacher in the day job.

BREAKING: A brand new “Christian men’s gym” in Georgia that bans women so pious men can have “lust-free workouts” lasted just 6 days before three men were caught “violating Leviticus in the locker room.”

Me: We should ban AI because of the amount of water it consumes AI kool aid drinker: Well actually, most AI data centres only consume as much water as a golf course Me: We should ban AI and golf then. I don't see any downside.

We’re now a month away from the scheduled start of the European T20 Premier League. Two of the teams don’t have a full squad (one not even a full team), there‘s no way to buy tickets, no schedule, and their socials are riddled with AI slop. This isn’t happening is it?

It's 12 minutes of Harry trying to persuade the Hogwarts toilet inspector that he needs to go into the girls toilets to rescue Hermione from a Troll and that he shouldn't have to show them his genitals first.

Announcement of Harry Potter going back to cinemas with 12 minutes extra footage.

Our men's national team are next in action in just three weeks against the MCC, the owner's of Lord's and guardians of cricket's laws. It is the biggest series ever held in Iceland. Will the MCC conquer the land of fjords or will they be the frauds from Lord's?

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In the Just Good Friends Christmas Special from 1984, there is a joke which amounts to ”imagine if a 99 cost a whole 99p omg!” But the price coincidentally hit 99p around the late 80s/early 90s when a lot of people who are 40/50-something today were kids.

Not to be Captain Skeptic about this. But a 99 Flake isn’t called a 99 because it was meant to be 99p. (Despite the howls of Reform voters incensed by the price of Freddos and ice cream.) 🍦 Leaving aside that they were introduced before decimalisation, in the 70s they were 10-15p.